Quick Wits

You stood up from your crouch, looked around, and began speaking to the gathered goblins. " So, if I understand correctly, you don't think that you can win against adventurers." You saw a few heads nod. "You think that it would be pointless to try, and would rather stay here than go out to near certain ****." More heads nod " you're wrong. On both counts as it turns out. If we go out, hunt down an adventurer, and attack them, they will be neither in groups nor prepared." The goblins looked at you with surprise, now. "Of course, you don't have to. You could stay here, and keep trying to build huts. But do you think that the adventurers will care that you have no homes? That there are no defenses? Of course they won't! They're adventurers, after all." The goblins looked afraid now, but you continued " so as I see it we have two options. Firstly, you stay here, and cower, and try to build huts, and die when the adventurers come. Or we go out, kill one of them, and make it so that we can build those huts, and defend ourselves." The goblins began whispering among themselves in response to your declaration. Eventually, one of them stepped forward. She was clearly high level (for goblins) and obviously a warrior. She was slim and muscular, with an odd, half shaved hairstyle that had feathers woven in. She was quite tall for a goblin, a bit taller than the chieftess in fact. She was dressed in stitched together pelts that revealed her toned stomach and strong limbs, as well as improvised leather bracers and greaves. Her revealing clothing showed a few scars, most noticeably on her cheek, and she wieled a warhammer almost as tall as she was. (She looks like this)

"You say you help goblin kill adventurers. You say you help goblin build hut. Why you help goblin so much? What you get, you help goblin?" The warrior said.

Your first reaction was astonishment that that a single goblin village this size would have more than one goblin capable of abstract thought on this level. (Was this due to the update, perhaps? It did say something about "improved monster memory" if you remembered correctly.) Your second reaction was curiosity. Why were you doing this? Was it just an assessment of risk and reward? Or something else? You took a moment to think and then faced the new goblin. "I confess, I'm not doing this out of charity. To put it simply, I can't defeat adventurers on my own. Not reliably at any rate. But together, we can. I, too, have suffered at their hands, and I would appreciate the opportunity for vengeance. In addition" you pointed at the deer carcass "there's still that to split."

The both the warrior and the cheiftess seemed strangely reassured by you admission of an ulterior motive. The warrior grunted and walked back into the crowd. The cheiftess smiled again and looked up at you with the same expression she had when you walked into the clearing. "So... If goblin help Big Horn kill adventurer, Big Horn build hut, then goblin skin deer, cook deer, goblin get most meat, Big Horn get all else? Yes?" She pressed herself against you on the last words, emphasizing her point. Clearly, negotiating like this was something she understood. This time, however, you were wise to her tricks, and decided to hold out for a bit more.

You looked thoughtful and said "Hm... Well, that was the deal when it was just building a hut, but killing an adventure is different. There's considerably more risk involved, so doing it for the same reward seems... Unwise" the gobliness frowned,but she was clearly expecting something like this.

"Goblin risk lot, too" she said "we help kill, and they stronger than us. And tribe big. Tribe need meat. But maybe... You not think of meat?" She pressed herself against you and let her hands drift to your still exposed cock, leaving no doubt as to her meaning.

"That... Is certainly tempting" you say. You laid your hand on her shoulder, gently. "However" you moved your hand to the back of her neck, still gently, almost caressing. She leaned back into it, thinking she had you. You bent down and gave her a feral smile, whilst simultaneously tightening your grip just a little, and changing it so that she had **** but to tilt her head back and press her chest out. She froze, unable, or unwilling, to move. "This time, little slut, I'm not going to settle for your mouth."

It was a clear power display, and it seemed that the realization of her helplessness aroused the gobliness. She gasped out "Ah, yes."

You pulled her back a bit further. "Yes what?"

"Yes... sir." She moaned. You released her, causing her to stumble. She looked up at you, panting. "Tonight be fun" she said. You smiled again, this time in anticipation, but first... First you had an adventurer to kill.