Q&A Part 2

Funatic: Okay, we are back folks. Let’s resume the questioning, we are barely halfway through.

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From: Talon

To Salamander: You should try Meditation. This is not a question.

Salamander: I will not bother answering then, arrogant bird.

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From: Scyle

To All Girls: If John demanded something to be done, you absolutely would not want to do, how would you react to it/how would you phrase your complaints to him?

Rave: I just wouldn’t do it and depending on the annoyance factor I would punch him.

Aclysia: Do it, then question master's moral judgement and hope he keeps being the person I love.

Victoria: Shoot him and with a bullet to the balls.

Nathalia: I would laugh at him for daring to command me, then I would fuck and/or beat him into submission.

Thana: What the horny dragon bitch said but without the fucking part.

Gnome: Uhm, I would be very flustered…then I would…I don’t know…try to get him to not do that again through kind words?

Salamander: Obey but do it in a way that fucks him over too. Then active-aggressively turn his foot into charcoal until he gets his life together.

Sylph: I mean, I kinda, like, do not care what he does as long as it is somewhat fun. So, uhm, dunno, probably be like “I won’t do that, that’s not fun!” and then proceed to not do that!

Undine: *Shrugs*

Mono: Do it, then whine to sister about it until she gives John a stern talking-to.

Aclysia: …

Mono: Until she gives MASTER a stern talking-to.

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From: Scyle

To All Girls: Perfect size for a dildo? (Those who do not know what a dildo is, ask John or Rave before answering)

John: I would be surprised if there is anyone here who doesn’t know.

Rave: I actually prefer vibrators.

Aclysia: Whatever size master's dick currently is…

Elemental Girls: Same as Aclysia.

Victoria: 12 centimetres

Nathalia: twenty or above.

Mono: I don’t have sexual desires, so I can’t answer.

Thana ignores the question and instead tries to rip the couch apart.

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From: Lale

To Rave: Did you ever doubt that John would come back for you?

Rave: I actually hoped he just wouldn’t. Thana was clearly way too crazy and crazy strong to beat. Worked out in the end but it was a stupid gamble. Never doubted he would though.

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From: Lale

To Moira: On a scale of 1-10, 1 being not at all and 10 being with every fibre of your being, how much do you dislike Rave?

Moira: I would say a strong 7. She isn’t the worst around but she really gets on my nerves, I dislike the nickname she gave me and she uses her talents for petty selfishness…make it a strong 8.

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From: Lale

To the Horned Rat: Do you play D&D?

Hornet Rat: No, I play Heroes, Villains & My Convoluted Schemes.

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From: YetAnotherNATE

To Aclysia: So, I see you’ve been on r/gonewild, have you seen r/2booty?

Aclysia: I did, I like it.

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From: Scyle

To Rave: If John would break up with you, who do you think he would date next?

Rave: Depending on how he broke up with me, either nobody ‘cause I’d break his dick or himself – And I don’t mean that in ‘dating his hand’ style but one of his familiars. Probably Aclysia.

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From: Kyonchi

To Everyone: What’s your favourite song?

John: Kraddy – Android Porn

Rave: Rootkit – Against the Sun

Aclysia: Kraddy – Android Porn

Victoria: ACDC – Thunderstruck

Nathalia: Human music does not interest me.

Thana: Drowning Pool – Bodies

Gnome: Vivaldi – Seasons

Salamander: Ed Sheeran – I see fire

Sylph: Dragonforce – Fury of the Storm

Undine: 10 hours aquarium sounds

Mono: Owl City – Fireflies

Funatic: … okay, just because I can I will let Lydia answer this one too.

Lydia: Preußens Gloria

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From: Sasori86

To Every Girl John has boned: Is there something in the other branches that you wished your John had?

Rave: Arouse

Aclysia: Arouse

Victoria: A brain

Nathalia: Arouse

Gnome: … arouse

Salamander: Arouse

Sylph: AAaarrroooouuuusseeeee!!

Undine: Arouse

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From: Scyle

To Everyone: What is your favourite animal and why is it alpaca?

John: It is dogs, actually

Rave: Bunnies, I like bunnies.

Aclysia: Cats

Victoria: Dogs

Nathalia: In my experience cows taste the best, alpaca’s are below sheep but above chicken.

Thana: Really don’t give a fuck, so sure, alpaca’s. What-fucking-ever.

Gnome: I like alpacas…they look cute and cuddly

Salamander: Tortoises, chilled things

Sylph: I LIKE PARROTS!

Undine: Whales

Mono: Mice

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From: TheDespaxas

To Aclysia: Why do you even bother wearing clothes or underwear?

Aclysia: To not stand out more in public. Also, master would be upset if I violated the cosplay code.

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From: Scyle

To Every Girl: Which fetish would you never act out? (Answer in alphabetical order and you may not answer something that has been said before by someone else)

Aclysia: I lack the body functions for scat, therefore scat.

Gnome: Uhm, BDSM

Mono: Everything. Still no sexual desires.

Nathalia: I have no answer.

Rave: Cucking

Salamander: Watersports

Sylph: Uhm, uh, ehhr, uh,

Thana: I do not know enough fetishes to answer anymore

Undine: …

Victoria: …

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From: Call_Me_Steve

To Thana: What did Copernicus taste like?

Thana: Like the burned inside of my mouth.

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From: Lale

To Regan: Where and how did you meet Rave’s mom?

Regan: I met Nariko on a board meeting when she was travelling through America. She assigned me as her guide and then we kind of clicked.

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From: Kyonchi

To the members of Collide, SecretBlonde, Thana and Victoria: Who of you would win in the board game “Risk”, without using any of your powers.

Rave: So, I would say I am out immediately.

Travolta: Yes, next to those fucking superhumans we are probably not going to last in a strategy game.

Jimmie: Agreed

Aclysia: My main stat is Strength…

John: I win

SB: Yeah, no, I win

Thana: Shut the fuck up, you dumbasses, I will tear you apart with my hussars!

Funatic: We may never know.

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From: Talon

To Sylph: Have you tried Ritalin?

John: No, she has not and she never will.

Sylph: Why won’t you let me answer? What IS Ritalin even? Is it tasty?

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From: jonassn

To Rave: What is the moment you are most embarrassed over?

Rave: When Aclysia found my nudes on gonewild. That was so dumb of me.

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From: Kyonchi

To Nathalia: Did you cause the destruction of Pompeii?

Funatic: This was answered in the Side Story. Therefore, another answer is not necessary.

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That’s all folks. I know I didn’t answer every question as in-depth as you may have wanted but this is already excruciatingly long. Hope you had fun and got some of these questions off your chest.