Pwyll has no evidence for his time with Tiona

For the next 10 minutes I keep thinking about telling Duane all about Tiona and what an awesome slutty girl she is. If she had been a girl I met in any other village, there is no way Duane would believe me. Girls aren’t normally this slutty. Normally he would be asking for evidence, but hey, this is like slut-ville.

When I cross a conveniently placed bridge, and I think about the part about evidence, I think back of the necklaces. Yeah, those would serve as a good way for me to … shit, I didn’t get Tiona’s necklace. I look back to where I left her, but it wouldn’t be of use. She did say she had already given her necklace away to someone else. Fuck! How can I be this unlucky?! I fucked the one girl that could no longer offer me evidence of having banged her. Shit. Now Duane will think I failed to get a girl and am just pretending I caught one. Shit, fuck!

As I am pondering how to prove that I am not a loser who failed to fuck a girl, another 2 people walk across the bridge. A guy and a girl. The girl is a really hot babe. Even hotter than Tiona. I mean, those tits are a godsend.

I wouldn’t mind staring at this girl a bit longer. Maybe I could convince them to let me walk with them.

The guy however is nothing special. In fact, he seems a little sad despite having such a hot girl by his side. Fucking loser. He doesn’t have the right to be sad like that after banging what is effectively an angel. A slutty angel to, by the looks of it.

As they get close, I call out to them and ask, “Hey, are you two heading back to the village too?”

“Yeah, we are.” The guy answers. “Why are you asking?”

“Great. I am heading there too. Mind if I join you there? My sense of direction is practically non-existent. I am already lucky to have found this bridge, but I fear I am going to get lost if go any further on my own.” I explain.

The two of them look at each other. Then the girl shrugs and says, “I guess.”

Nice, now I get to check out this other slut as I follow her to the village too.

I introduce myself and try to start up a conversation with them, but they seem not very keen on talking. Then I notice something odd about the girl.

“Hey, hang on.” I say as I stop walking. “You have a girl’s necklace.” I say pointing at the guy’s fist. “But so do you.” I say as I switch my finger to the girl’s shoulders. I smile at the realization and say, “Oh shit. You can still bang tonight, right?”

I try to walk to the girl, but the guy quickly stops me and says, “She doesn’t want to.”

I give that asshole a mean look and say, “Of course she does. If she didn’t she wouldn’t have gotten into the forest. Besides, you already banged a girl. Don’t hog this one too, you only get to bang one.”

“No, he’s right. I don’t want to ‘bang’ you.” The girl says. “Besides, where is your necklace? Did you lose it or something?”

Damn, if I tell them I already gave it to a girl, big titty girl here won’t let me have her necklace. I got to come up with an excuse.

“Uh, yeah. It was made all shoddy and fell apart.” I tell her.

The girl puts her arms on her hips and sternly says, “I don’t believe that. Besides, we need to exchange necklaces. If you no longer have yours, then you no longer have anything to give me, so piss off.”

Man, this girl may look hot, but she sure has a mouth on her. I should teach her to show people some respect.

“Hey, I don’t need a slut talking to me like that.” I say as I push her scrawny guy aside.

The girl quickly gets scared, as she should, because I grab her by the wrist and so, that means she now has to give in to me. But before I can grab her tits, the little guy punches the arm I use to hold on to her. Then he grabs me by the arm and says, “Get out of here, Kaileigh.” As he pulls me in the other direction.

The girl listens to him and starts running. Fuck, there goes my chance at banging another slut AND getting a necklace out of it this time.

“Yo, what’s the big idea man?” I ask this asshole. “The rules say I can bang this chick.”

“No, they don’t. You are going too far.” The dumbass replies.

I know the rules well enough. If you grab a girl, you get to bang her. Just because this kid doesn’t want to do her doesn’t mean he should stop all the other guys from it too.

“Yo, fuck you, man!” I say to the guy and punch him in the face.

The punch is hard enough that he not only lets go, but also falls to the ground. I turn back to the girl and she is already a couple trees further. Dang it. I’m gona have to run if I want to fuck some obedience into her.