Pull out and run like hell

You see the Ranger get closer to your location and decide that you would rather live to see another day instead, you have already spread your seed anyways, mission accomplish. Sadly, you pull out of Maria and give her one last peck on the cheek before making a break for the river. She moans out loud as you do so.

Your claws dig into the rocky dirt beneath you as you sprint with all your might. Time seems to slow as you near the river, in fact time does slow! You begin to decelerate until finally you are stopped in mid-air, what form of magic is this? And why would anyone ever use it against little ol' you?

"Curious, I've never seen this random event before" A deep male voice calls out to someone else, presumably the ranger. You are just able to make out vague shapes at the corner of your peripheral vision approaching you. Damn it! There was a third Hero who was posted up along the river! They were obviously waiting for Charon to pass on by in his little dumb rowboat! You have severely miscalculated, if you were smarter, you would have just slowly snuck into the many patches of tall grass throughout the rocky plains. Was all that levelling in vain? There is no possible way that dying here would send you back to level 5 would it? You worked so hard to get this far! You even gained some experience from the sex with Maria and getting her pregnant. Is this really where it ends? Darn Blood Moon! You attempt to struggle, and struggle, and struggle, but your effort is in vain, whatever magic held you aloft would not be easily broken with brute ****. As your mind raced and tried to figure out a plan of action, a fourth unfamiliar voice came from behind you.

"Wow! A "Lesser" Poison Dragon! These are pretty rare around these parts! Look at the little Lizard!" The feminine voice excitedly shouted and approached your rear. Oh no. Oh no no no! Please just kill me, DO NOT, let me become subservient to some Tamer Bitch! She comes into full view when she excitedly walks on over to your front and faces you. She was one of those Infernal Tiefling folk. You heard of them. Many don't take kindly to their kind, especially around these parts. Just great. You just stood suspended as her entire party gathered around you, allowing to take in the view of their full group. Daphne Drew Level 23 Ranger, from the looks of it she was a Gnome with a brown hair, brown eyes and a massive rear, still holding the Frozen Heart in her bloody hand. Larissa Archon Level 21 Tamer, Her skin as red as the blood red sky, she seems to be rummaging through her bag to look for something. Donold Orcus Level 25 Barbarian, a stereotypical big dumb Orc dude who was carrying an **** Maria in a blanket. Maximus Veldran Level 25 Wizard, a scrawny Elf dude in a robe who seems to specialise in the forbidden art of Chronomancy. They all shared the same thing next to their names, (xXxBanterzxXx). What the fuck is going on anymore?

"Okay Maxxy, when I give you the cue, undo your time magicky thing and let me wrestle the Lizard, I really wanna catch this one!" The Tiefling said in an odd manner as she pulled out a spiked collar. Your eyes manage to widen in shock despite the Time Stop being casted on you. That is one of those tamer things that they used to capture creatures like you! You have seen it in action before, a tamer must contest a grapple check when they wrestle the creature to attempt to capture it, of course you never thought you would have to deal with it one day though. Luckily for you, the almighty gods above made it so that the Tamer MUST wrestle the creature themselves without the assistance of time stop magic. Must be too easy otherwise because you distinctly remember that not being the case in a past life, the gods must have a really weird sense of world creation and balance. Either ways, this was an opportunity.

"Slash Salute, good luck Larissa!" The Gnome Ranger encouraged before eyeing her chilling prize. You could see the Tiefling stretching her arms before approaching with the collar, the Orc simply stared off into the distance, perhaps to stand on guard. Larissa gestured with her tail and the Elf began to undo the Time Stop upon you, what an annoying spell, would be so much better in your hands. Speaking of hands, the moment you regain your mobility, you dash under the Tiefling girl and towards the Ranger. This seems to alarm everyone as you leap into the air and attempt to claw at her. It was all or nothing at this point. As you do so, she simply ducks under you an-

"Slash kick his balls," was all you heard before feeling the sharpest of pain in your family jewels. GOD DAMN IT, THAT FUCKING HURT, YOU BITCH, WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU WILL BE **** TO BARE MY BROOD UNTIL YOU FUCKING EXPIRE BITC-

"Nice try little Lizard!" The BITCH of a Ranger exclaimed before laughing cruelly at your suffering.

"Daphne! I still want him to be able to breed you know! These dudes can be pretty hard to find!" The Tamer plainly states, not a single regard for your own sense of individuality. You quickly recover, your eyes bloodshot and your blood pumping vigorously. Poison builds up overwhelmingly in your jaw as you eye the Ranger down.

"Well, we can heal the little Lizard later, for now, would you look at that poison build up! He's definitely gonna make for great breeding stock!" The Tamer uttered before gleefully lunging at you with the collar. Something inside of you just snapped. You roared at her at the top of your lungs, causing her to trip and fall over, was that your Draconic Awe at work? Either ways, you take the opportunity to tackle the ranger again, but this time you will not be fooled. As you attempt an attack against her, you feint and allow her to overextend her counter attack, causing her to miss you with her blind right jab. You see the other two preparing to attack you, so you bite down onto the rangers other hand with a venomous crunch. The **** of which she was able to lift you up was startling as she raised you above the ground with only one hand which you were currently biting. The others approached apprehensively as you received blow after blow to the stomach with the Rangers free hand, yet you refused to let go. You could feel your consciousness slipping, but you had to be patient, the others were not close enough.

Finally, when the whole party is close enough to you, you let go of her hand, falling to the ground with a loud thud. She looms over you, obviously the superior in every way besides sex, you have her beat there probably. As the Tamer comes around, crouches, and reaches out to place the collar around your neck, you reveal to them the Frozen Heart in your mouth. You have seen what happens when some of these Blood Moon creatures die wrongly. Wanna bet this is the reason why?

You smash the Frozen Heart in your jaw.

Everything around you is encased in Charon's signature ice.

They came to kill Charon, they obviously have counters to this, but you should seize this miraculous opportunity while you still can.