Princess Celestia

Good morning, sweet Princess! You have been looking through your telescope at Ponyville, which was how you saw that there was a long line outside of Sugar cube corner, that the birds were singing merrily and that the weather ponies were clearing up the clouds as you sipped your tea. You have an extraordinarily focused telescope, you think.

But hey, you're a magical talking winged and horned horse. Telescopes aren't the weirdest thing about the situation.

And yes, every pony is in heat, even YOU. As we've said before, you are the sun goddess! You can be a little intimidating. How are you going to go about finding a mate?