What now?
Make an example out of him
Without uttering another word, you grab the goblin chief with your massive hand. The foolish thing barely had the time to let out a confused cry as you raise him up towards you maw. You bite down, with a wet crunch you sever his body in half. You throw away his limp lower half, it lands before the horde of goblins who look on as you chow down on the rest of their former chief...
If they were scared before, now they're completely horrified.
Meanwhile, you were trying your hardest not to throw up or cry. Goblins tasted absolutely disgusting! When you saw the "Gorge" option pop up when the chief drew near, you decided to give it a try out of curiosity's sake... what was the worst that could happen? At least now you know why no one ever makes goblin roast!
With much effort you swallowed down. When you look down at the rest of the goblins, they were still huddled together, staring at you with fear in their eyes, short fearful whispers escaping from them periodically.
You stand there for a bit. You were expecting them to be bowing down to you and begging for mercy by now...
You sigh.
What do you say?
You come into being as a low-level monster, the kind heroes chew through like popcorn. You know the drill, whether you're a player yourself or an artificial intelligence, and you're sick of it. You set out on your own quest: to defeat the heroes at any cost (or at least be an epic boss somewhere down the line).
Updated on Mar 13, 2026
by Witmann
Created on May 11, 2015
by Cantalope
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