What do you say?
"Come with me and i'll cook you food"
Seemed like reason and intimidation had no effect, it's time to pull out your trump card:
"Come with me and i'll cook you food"
The goblins sat quet for a bit, before erupting into cheers. "All hail the new boss!" they all hollered together. "We'll finally get to eat again!", "He ain't no gobbo, but he's alright!", "The old boss sucked anyways!" and similar stray comments were scattered among the hurrahs.
You let out another frustrated sigh. Of course! You gotta stoop down to their level!
"Alright alright, settle down you gaggle of green clods. Gather up" You say, as your new minions quickly do so. You eye them up. There are 18 of them in total, not one of them looks like they could hold up in a fight, but they might just stand a chance if they all attack together. They're all springy dolts, you reckon they won't be able to stand still for much longer so it's best to start going.
You begin walking again and you gesture to them to follow, which they do. A single goblin from the back of the group hurries up to the front, until he begins walking besides you. You look down, assuming he has something to say.
What does this goblin say?
- No further chapters
- Add a new chapter
You come into being as a low-level monster, the kind heroes chew through like popcorn. You know the drill, whether you're a player yourself or an artificial intelligence, and you're sick of it. You set out on your own quest: to defeat the heroes at any cost (or at least be an epic boss somewhere down the line).
Updated on Mar 13, 2026
by Witmann
Created on May 11, 2015
by Cantalope
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