Have her lube you up

“Can you… lube me up?” you ask blushing.

Fae grins at you, “Sure thing.”

She does the same thing with you, she rubs your double Ds and it gets you hot, causing your nipples to pop out. She begins to finger you, as you admire her lubed up body.

“You need to pee as well Saaya! Come on! Let loose!” she cheers while leaning at your pussy.

“You want me to pee on your face?” you ask reluctantly.

“Do I need to remind you what world you’re living in now?” she says while lifting her double Ds with a jiggle.

You realize that you have been holding in more pee for the last hour subconsciously. You let go of the worry to find a toilet (not like you would find one anyway) and begin to pee. You shiver (damn that feels good to let it all out). The warm pee sprays into Fae’s smiling face and pours down her boobs. She gets completely drenched and then takes a couple gulps of it.

After you finish and Fae stands up, you quickly bear-hug her to her surprise. She hugs back, docking with your boobs.

“Do you want a kiss?” Fae asks lovingly.

“No,” you say embarrassed.

“You’re such a weirdo, you skip second base with me now?” she says in a nagging but friendly tone.

“Wait.. second base? What’s first?”

“Peeing or pooping on someone.”

“(What the fuck.) Also, what about fucking? That’s sup- it’s fourth base in my world.”

“Oh, fucking? That’s just a given.”

“What the fuck,” you say out loud this time.

“Your world must internalize a lot of emotions. We fuck to relieve stress first and foremost here,” Fae says.

“We're gonna need water since it's such a hot day today,” you say.

As you walk to the fridge, you notice her shit as she walks up to the main floor. TTTTCHHHHKCKCKCKCKCHHHHKCKCKCKCK

(The log pinches off as she reaches the top, it’s about 4x30 inches this time.)

“I sure have a lot of reading and learning to do about this world. Also, how the fuck did you just produce that?!”

“Produce what?”

You point at the massive single log spanning the entire half-flight.

“OH, I didn’t even notice.”

“You didn’t notice?! Can the human intestines even store that much without notice?!”

“I suppose that is a bit bigger than usual.”

“How much did you eat earlier?!”

“What does that have to do with it?”

You fall into silence with your brain completely scrambled in thoughts. Now that you think about it, you’ve peed more than you have drank so far today. How the hell is this all kosher to the law of conservation of mass? (Science, I need a fucking explanation!)

You put that thought off for later (I’ll probably browse Wikipedia or the library later). You grab a couple water bottles from the frid- Fae plunges her finger up your anus and you drop the bottles.

“Haha, very funny Fae,” you turn around annoyed while closing the fridge.

She laughs, “Man I love messing with you, I especially get a response out of you now that you woke up this way… anyways, let’s get going.”

She casually hurries down the stairs and through the shit like it doesn’t even exist. Unlike her, you avoid the massive fucking log while leaving the house.