"So while I was asleep-"

You explain everything to her and she surprisingly believes you. She elaborates that science has had a multiversal being(s) theory and that religion exists in this world as well (public sex and shit & pee being normal in this universe of course). Basically: even most scientists in this world believe in the possibility of things like what happened to you happening.

“Now then, I assume you want my shit off your face?” Fae asks.

“Thanks for reminding me,” you say with a mix of emotions.

You step towards where you remember the bathroom being, but it’s not there.

“Uhh, where’s the bathroom?”

“Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, we don’t really have rooms for that here. Follow me.”

You follow her out to the living room and kitchen and next to them in the corner is a shower/bathtub and a cabinet. Fae pulls out the soap and starts cleaning you herself.

“I can do this myself you know.”

“I know, but I figure you’re having.. ‘world-lag’. And you probably don’t want to leave my side at the moment because of it.”

After you get finished up in the shower, you look out the window and at the neighborhood. You notice someone smoking on their porch and they look pretty zonked. You then spot an orgy in front of one of houses. You nervously chuckle while you think about your old world. You are amazed by this world, it's like one big wet-dream.

You talk to Fae for a while about how much different this world seems compared to the one you came from.

“Hey, to get over your ‘seasickness’, how about we go get Saya and hang out with her?” Fae asks.

(Oh yeah, the other Saya. I usually go by “Double-A” when we hang with her.)

“Sure, that sounds great!” you say.

“The sun is shining bright out today, make sure to put on some sunblock,” Fae tells you while farting loudly. PPPHHHRRRRRRRFFFFFBBBBBBLLLLLL (Damn, that fart lasted like 10 seconds.)

She pulls out the bottle from between her boobs as if it had always been there.

“How’d you do that?” you ask.

“Do what, Saaya?” she says while lubing her body up, clearly making it as sexual as possible at your expense.

“You just pulled that bottle out from between your boobs.”

“Put your hand between yours,” she says while rubbing her nipples as they poke out from her fat areolas.

You do as she says and suddenly an inventory pops up in your vision.

“Woah, what the hell. That’s advanced compared to my world.”

The two of you discuss the technology of this world while she casually fingers her pussy that’s peeing loudly against the hardwood and pouring down the stairs.

“Also, is that sunblock a lube?"

"It makes the skin shiny and soft, isn't it sexy?" she says while posing in the sunlight.

Fae hands you the sunblock but you question using it to get to second base.