Kill Superman

"How would I be able to bring him under my control?" Asks Ross "Lex Luther tangled with him and now he's rotting in a jail cell" Lorelei chirps up "Lois Lane..." All three look at her "or is it Lauren or Lorna, she's nothing to write home about but she's the chippy Superman follows around but he'd just come and save her cause he's a real sweetie pie" Ross and Vera ponder "We'd have to find a way to weaken him, but if he was weak he'd be useless let's just kill him" says Ross "How though? You know about him and bullets" "Kryptonite" said Lorelie sweetly, sensually rubbing tanning oil on her veluptuous chest. "What?" snarled Webster. "Or Kryptonham.. .or is it Kryptonheimer? I forget what you call it," said Lorelie, reverting to her stupid-blonde role "Anyway, whatever it's called, it's the only stuff that can hurt Superman."

"Wait a minute," said Ross Webster, interrupting the tasteless exchange. "She's right! Kryptonite. I read about it in an interview with Superman, except-" A crestfallen look came over his face. ",-there isn't any more. The only chunk that ever landed on Earth disappeared a couple of years ago." "Where did it come from?" asked Vera. "The planet Superman came from. Krypton." "Where is Krypton?" Gus Gorman answered from the top of the ski slope. "It blew up. Superman got shipped to Earth when he was a baby." "When a planet explodes, debris is left floating in space. We just have to find out where in heaven Krypton was. Then good old Gus here contacts the Vulcan satellite-", "Now hang on a minute I've been thinking" said Gus, "Good that's what I keep you around for..." Replied Ross, "Listen you're not paying me enough for this gig", "Hmmm" replied Ross "If you think you could do better you could see if they're hiring hackers in jail?" He laughed, Gus just shook his head "then it's settled get me some kryptonite"