The first one very easily.

Janet turns around, showing her ass to the goon.

She then wiggles it, "Well, if you want it. Come and get it."

"Oh yeah." The goon smiles as he starts to unzip his pants.

Janet smiles as she grabs a large pot and spins around and swings the pot and hit the goon on the head.

The goon looks at Janet, surprised before falling down on his right.

"Huh, too easy."