Smootch!

(Originally by DanceDanceImmolation)

Texas gulped. She didn't really have much of a choice, especially when she heard the sound of a revolver cocking behind her. Sweat was pouring down her brow as she slowly, tentatively puckered her lips and leaned forward. Anna's grimy ass cheeks were on either side of her head, completely blocking out any view for Texas that wasn't the cow's greasy ass. She closed her eyes and gently pushed her lips to meet Anna's brown lips. Texas shivered in disgust, reflexively shedding a tear from pure revulsion. She kissed for what felt like an eternity before starting to pull back.

"Where are you going sheriff?" Annabelle said, grabbing the back of Texas's head and forcing her deeper.

Texas started to struggle, pushing back against the cow's ass, but leverage was against her and she couldn't extricate herself from that rotten crack. She felt Anna's pucker clench against her lips and realized the worst was about to hit. Before she could pull away a damn near gigantic fart blasted directly into her mouth, hitting with such **** that it blew out of her nose and her ears. For a second, Texas's entire head was full of more fart than brain. Needless to say, the shock of it knocked her out cold. As she hit the floor, she could hear the distant laughter of the bar thugs

...

Texas's eyes snapped open. There was some kind of dim light buzzing above her, and the stench that hung in the air was ghastly. She tried to stand up, but she's had her legs and arms tied up to keep her kneeling. Her mouth was propped open with a ring gag, and looking down she realized that there was a sign around her neck that said "Complimentary cleaning service". She was in the bathroom! As if to drive the point home, there was a loud flushing in the stall beside her.

"Ugh, out of TP again? Looks like I'm actually gonna have to wash my hands this time..."

She had to get out of here!