Bribe Them?

(Originally by DanceDanceImmolation)

Texas could feel sweat forming on her brow, but she tried her best to keep her cool.

"Well I could offer you something. Some cash maybe. I know you're not too good to refuse some extra illegal tender."

Texas honestly couldn't believe she was offering to bribe criminals, but **** times called for **** measures. She had taken out a small "loan" from the mayor's office earlier that week to help finance her crime fighting and it looked like it was about to come in handy. She slid the wad of bills up on the counter. Annabelle cocked an eyebrow, then gathered phlegm in her mouth and spat directly on Texas's money hand.

"Ah got enough cash, lawgirl," Anna sneered, "'specially with my income from this legitimate establishment. But you know what I don't got enough off? Ass kissers."

She snapped her belt buckle off, then turned around and wriggled out of her tight jeans so she could give Texas a fullbodied whiff of her ass perfume. She then hoisted her fat rump roast up onto the bar, knocking over glasses and spilling leftover booze. She peeled her sweaty ass cheeks apart, right in Texas's face, and gave her a look at the swampy insides of her crack. Staring right back at her was Anna's brown eye, quivering and completely coated in slimy brown muck.

"So how about you bribe me with a lil' kiss, Texas? Right on the lips. Maybe if I feel some tongue I might tell ya something."

She laughs lowly, and Texas tries to sit up but one of the roughhousers in the bar grabbed her shoulders and **** her down

Annabelle reinforced her earlier statement by blowing an eyewatering, sloppy fart right into Texas' face.

"C'mon sheriff, pucker up. Or else these guys are gonna make ya."