As is all the way

An Esmeralda sex-bot didn't need modification, it was already perfect. Why change what isn't broken?

The line quickly connects to a live person. You can tell it's a woman, and she seems young and friendly.

"Hello, I was interested in an Esmeralda bot, do you have one now or is there a wait?"

"We have a few still in stock, lucky you! She's fairly popular, but because her movie is less famous, we can usually hold on to a couple for surprise orders. Now, is this your first time ordering from us?"

"It is, I've never done anything like this."

"Nothing to worry about. I just wanted to let you know a bit about our bots before I finalize your order."

You wonder if something's wrong. After all, salespeople usually want you to agree to the purchase right away, not give you warnings. Before your thoughts could stray much further though, the woman begins talking again.

"I just thought you should know that are bots do seem very real, but they are programmed. The way they are, they will display many of the character traits of your original character, but not all. The bot will always be happy to, well, interact with you the way you want. It also won't be tied to any original love interest, and it will not say or wish to say no. They're plenty of fun, I just wanted you to know what you're signing up for."

"That sounds awesome! I wouldn't want the bot to fight me anyway, wrecks the fantasy."

"You would be surprised. Now, as for the care of the bot, it's fairly easy. The battery lasts about as long as an iphone--there is a small place to insert the cord hidden on top of the head. Charging completely takes about eight hours. You will occasionally need to clean the bot--just use the wipes we send so you don't wreck the hardware. DO NOT PLACE THE ELECTRIC BOT IN THE BATH. We have had this happen. The bot does not need to eat or sleep, and will verbally remind you about when it needs to charge or be wiped down. You may also place the bot in silent mode when you need too, such as when guests come over, by pressing a button on the sole of her left foot. Other than that, living with the bot is like living with a roommate who always wants to sleep with you. Are you ready to order?"