The Princess of Hyrule seems especially murderous today.

Link managed to tear his way out of Lucina’s tangled costume with a loud *SSHRRIIIPP* and she had to hurry to catch the fabric of her newly-torn breastplate. She rushed to ensure nobody could see her AA-cup boobies while Link scurried behind his girlfriend, blushing scarlet, and looking distressed as he clutched her dress against his body.

Zelda gave her beau a reassuring cuddle, before turning her attention to the cowering princess who was sitting in the Gerudo Valley's warm sand. The glint in her eye was intense enough to melt though steel, unless it was icy enough to freeze over Hell. She took a step forward, and told Lucina, "Listen here you disgusting creep, nobody touches my boy like that, and gets away with it. I hope you're ready to feel the wrath of the Goddesses."

“Hey, c-calm down Zelda, i-it’s not what it looked like!” Lucina backed away from the terrifying girl on her bottom, “We just tripped and fell— I’m not a creep!”

Zelda just looked down at her enemy with all the compassion a magnifying glass gives an ant. “Don’t feed me bullshit, you pervert. Look at your nosebleed, look at what you've got in your hands.”

“I t-told you, I’m not a—“ the swordswoman rebutted, just a second before she assessed whose clothing she was holding against herself right now. The scraps of fabric in her hands, and covering her breasts… it was Link’s underwear. Although Lucina didn't have an obscene view of Link, just behind Zelda, she could see several Gerudo women and Wii Fit Trainer gleefully ogling the naked Hylian. The poor guy tried covering up his backside, but nothing was gonna stop those horny girls from staring.

Link's Remaining Outfits: 7/8

So, considering from Zelda’s perspective, Lucina had just: Attacked her boyfriend, groped him extensively, shoved his face between her breasts, and then stripped him butt-naked in the middle of an all-female city. All with a massive nosebleed on her face. Who on earth wouldn't think she was a pervert?

Even if it was (mostly) a misunderstanding, the hapless swordswoman figured there was no purpose in arguing her own defense, and just braced herself as Zelda charged up an inconceivable volume of magical energy between her hands. Lucina tried to flee while the jealous Elfin princess unleashed the full power of the Triforce, but that wasn't going to work either. Zelda's most overpowered attack spell sucked Lucina in like a black hole, and ripped her red costume to shreds with the immense magic energy swirling around inside.

Lucina, thanks to the laws of the competition, got more dizzy than injured as she spun around like the only sock left in a tumble dryer. But embarrassment was another form of punishment, and when Zelda finally ejected the flat-chested beauty from her attack, Lucina's clothing was complettey anihilated.

Lucina’s Remaining Outfits: 4/8

Well, at least... Lucina’s costume was all destroyed except for her lucky red panties. Her lacy red thong panties. The skimpiest, scantiest, most humiliatingly tiny pair of underwear she owned. When Lucina looked up at the scores of people checking out her half-naked body, she noticed a tent in the fabric of Zelda’s dress right where Link was covering up his ‘deku stick’.

The swordswoman’s face burned the same shade of scarlet as her lacy thong when she shielded her itty-bitty titties with both hands. And from there she cursed her rotten luck.

Oh Goddess… Could today get any worse?