One last challenge

"Alright, Tony," snapped Pepper. "Enough's enough. We've all played your ridiculous little games. Now give us the last co-ordinates."

"In a minute," said Tony, watching with interest as Wanda and Hope did yoga poses. "Come on, I saved the world, remember? Let me have a bit of fun."

"You've had your fun. You've had too much fun. I'm calling an end to your fun right here and now."

"Well, look at you." The floating head of the hologram pivoted to face her. "All high and mighty. You know, Pepper, I've seen you without your clothes on before, but I never get tired of it. Remember that evening in Barcelona with the shape-shifting nano-dress?"

"You did that on purpose!"

"I really didn't! Now, that time in Miami with the experimental vibration ray, that was on purpose. You came three times before I could get you out the door of the restaurant."

"I knew it! Damn it, Tony! I'm tired of playing your games! Give me those co-ordinates right now!"

"Okay, fine. But first you have to play one of my games."

"No!"

"Remember that thing I always fantasised about? With Maria?"

"What? No. No, Tony, you can't be serious..."

"Hop to it."

"Tony, listen. We can talk about this. Can't I just say something embarrassing?"

"You know me, Pepper. I'm a man of simple tastes."

"But not... that!"

"What?" said Maria. "What are we talking about?" She was cut short when Pepper Potts, scowling, grabbed the back of her head and pulled her in close. "Hey, what are you doing?"

"Just go with it. It's the only way."

"But..."

Pepper stuck her tongue in Maria's mouth, silencing all protest. They kissed passionately for several seconds before Maria was able to tear herself away, sputtering and complaining. "Tony! Really?"

"Get in there, girls. Always wanted to see this."

"I hate you so much."

"I know, it's great. Enjoy ten to fifteen minutes of lesbian makeouts while I record it all for my archives."

"Wow," said Carol, watching with some curiosity. "Hey, at least we don't have to do that."

"Great idea! Carol, Natasha, pair up and start kissing."

"Oh, come on."

"Wanda, Hope, you too. And Nebula, come over here. Sit down in that chair with your legs spread."

"Aha! I have beaten you, Stark! There is nobody left for you to **** me to couple with!"

"Right. So I'll just have to test my new experimental vibration ray on you. Pretty sure I've worked out all the kinks."

"Whaaooooooh my ggodddddd..."

"Remember to say thank you after every orgasm! In fact, why don't I let all of you have a little bit of the vibration ray?"

"I hate you, Tony Staaaaarkk..."