You unzip your pants and let out a frustrated sigh, looking at your companion.

The droid whistles at you and starts walking towards you, eyeing you with great interest. You sigh as you look to the droid in frustration. It has been almost a month since you last had the time to relieve yourself. You are tired of the wet dreams at night and frustrated at still being a virgin at 23. The least you can have is your quiet time with just yourself and your hand. "No, Artoo, I think you better shut down for this. I'll wake you up when I'm done."

The droid books and rotates his head twice before powering down and resting.

Finally... some peace and quiet.