They head to the food court to brainstorm.

Taking a deep breath, Jed decided to try and fix this, however he could. "Paula, you know I love you no matter how you look. Why don't we go find somewhere to sit down, and you can tell me how this all happened." She nodded with a blank expression on her face, then handed Jed bags of clothes she'd bought. Starting to worry on how much she'd spent, they walked until he picked a place out: the food court. They sat at a table together, and he let her tell him what was going on.

"So, like, this morning, I went over to our new neighbor, to say hi and junk, but I hadn't changed outta my jammies, and he thought I was totally trying to bonk him!" The briefest flicker of annoyance and anger showed on her beautiful face. "He was hot, but I'd never do that, we're in love and together forever! So, I realized my mistake and thought I'd acted like a dumb bimbo, and then that coin felt weird and I changed into this! It's been totally weird. But, also, I'm super hot now, and I needed new clothes cause my old ones don't fit. Then, I texted you and you came here! And that's what happened."