She is an special kind of batshit crazy

The next day you get out from your classes and she is waiting outside of the classroom.

Hi how are you? - she asks

Great you respond with a fake smile.

You didn't receive my message? - she asks you.

You check your cellphone and see that she send you one message

do you want to take lunch together?

Sorry i was in class and i didn't hear the message.

She hugs your arm and say - Nah... don't worry, I don't like to send thousands of messages, I'm not crazy.

As both of you finish your meal she begin to talk - so i want to ask you something.

Yeah sure.

Do you have like any other problems i mean besides being yo know small.

You get red, and answer - no, i'm ok.

Really, a was reading last night and apparently when men are small usually have other problems not physically but psychological, problems to get hard o finishing too fast, usually because self-steam.

Well i'm perfectly fine thanks for your concern.

Discussing this things are the base of a healthy relationship - she assures you.

As i told you everything works properly in form and function, it's just smaller.

As the conversation continues without any warning an stunning blonde girl with green eyes, sit in the same table and introduces herself, she wears a tight white t-shirt over her D cup tits, that leaves little to the imagination.

Oh hi Lauren how are you, and who is him?

Oh hi Stacy, he is my boyfriend.

You panic and think: seriously I'm your boyfriend? one date and pull a knife in the middle of it, and I'm your boyfriend now.

Oh my... I'm so happy for you - said Stacy well i have other things to do, i see you later i will see you at the practice.

Lauren make a **** Smile and say - yes i see you there.

As Stacy leaves, Lauren says - you were staring.

No.

Then how the FUCK you know what I'm talking about?

Yours are better - you answer uncomfortable.

So you were staring.

Is not like that.

Then explain.

Is like and elephant entering in a room is not like you want to see it, but you know, it's all over the place, is hard not to see it.

Ok i get it.

Are you really ok? - you ask her worried that she could do something.

Yes i'm perfectly fine, yeah you know what i already finish my lunch, i think i'm gonna do something, what do you say, if we see us later at your place.

You look her and think, that maybe you should do something.