The truth is.

She gets close, you walk backward and stumble and fall over your back, you crawl trying to put distance.

Well explain me, why do you reject me? what is wrong?

I, well i don't know, is like the first date and.

And you didn't expect me to behave like a Hooker right?

No... its just.

JUST WHAT?!!!!!!!

I doubt for a few seconds and say, I have a small penis.

What? - she ask you disconcerted

Well... look my ex leave me precisely for this, you look like have a big crush in me, so i didn't want you to think that i was taking advantage of you.

What do you mean?

Its really small just 3 inches.

She keep mute and then she says, bu, bullshit you are saying that to save your ass.

No I...

She interrupt you and says - well pull it out.

No please don't make me.

She approaches you, and you can even hear how hard she is squeezing the leather handle of the Knife.

Ok, ok i'm sorry, i'm sorry, while you are still in the floor you quickly pull down your pants and boxers and expose yourself.

She looks at you and says, well that doesn't prove anything you are nervous, i hear men shrivels when they get scared.

No that's all.

Oh but you think i'm just thinking in that.

Eh... but you try to grab me in the middle of the movie.

She blushes and say, ok sorry for that, i got horny with the movie, she put the knife in her purse, and says - please stand up and cover yourself.

You stand up embarrassed, and say - i'm sorry i'm leaving.

Sorry for the knife, I thought that, well IDK sorry.

Yeah don't worry, as you turn ready to go.

Wait - she stops you.

What?

Look i don't think is a big problem.

Eh...

I mean there is options, toys and stuff, is not the end of the world, so what do you say, you aren't angry right?

Of course you are not angry you are scared as fuck, but you answer nervously - Eh, yeah sure, it was just a misunderstanding.

She smiles she shake her hips making her skirt to move a little, and says - You know it's actually a little bit cute.

Seriously?

Yeah sure, you know, i think you show me something maybe i should show you something too, without any warning she pulls her top and expose her boobs to you.

You stare at them, they are beautiful, round and perfect with tiny pink nipples, her eyes go down and says, heeeeey someone seems happy to see them just to covers herself giggling.

You look down and see an small bugle in your groin.

She kiss you in the cheek, gets in her car, lower her car window and say - see ya later.

Yeah sure.

As she leaves you remember a Quote of the The Fairly Odd Parents: Oh great the crazy one likes me.