Meeting exotic new alien species

M hurriedly threw the last of the little multiplying creatures into the net, and the other agent activated a forcefield over the top.

"I'd better go," M said, backing away to hide the large splits in the back of her suit, "see if I can convince them to let me have a second suit."

The agent nodded, then suddenly looked behind M, startled,

"Watch out for..."

Something large and green flopped on to M's back and over her shoulder. She turned her head, and saw she had backed into a large alien, resembling a seven-foot tall plant, covered in enormous leaves. It looked down at her and said something in a language M could not pronounce, let alone translate.

"Sorry!" M said, she attempted to move away, but there was the sound of more stitches popping and she was held fast. "Oh, could you... I'm stuck." she stammered, finding her left leg and both shoulders were attached to the plant alien's leaves as if glued.

The alien burbled something in its language and pulled a bit, meaning M had to quickly move with it as more of the seams of her suit were wrenched open. Holes opened up down one side of her trousers, under the arm of her jacket, and the jacket buttons went flying.

"No, please don't do that!" M exclaimed, "I just need to get unstuck from you!"

She was now the centre of attention in the large room, humans and aliens gathered to watch this impromptu farce. M tried to ignore them, but had a feeling this was the worst introduction to Men in Black anyone had ever had.

The alien said something that sounded more urgent, moving back in the other direction, M scrambled to follow, the button and zip of her trousers bursting open, and one of her shoes slipped off.

"Please," she said again, "if you could just hold still and we can figure this out..."

The alien turned forcefully away, and M was suddenly free, but was horrified at the loud sound of fabric tearing, and seeing large pieces of black cloth staying with the alien as it hurried off towards the train platform, apparently in a hurry to make its departure.

M looked down at herself, reduced to her white blouse and black tie, pink polka-dot panties, one shoe left and the other foot in its black sock with 'Tuesday' stitched in pink writing, despite this being Monday.

"Sorry, everyone." M found herself addressing the crowd, backing away from them, "Boy, what I'd give for a neuraliser about now, right?" she gave a nervous smile, "Please, go about your business, show's over."

She had apparently not learned her lesson about backing away, as she then walked into another alien, this one scaly but with a pointed tail, which M unwittingly backed her read end right into.

"YEE-OW!" M yelled as the sharp tail jabbed her soft buttock. She jumped, grabbing at her painful backside. As she rubbed at the afflicted area she absently noticed a hole a few inches across, now torn in her panties over the left buttock.

The alien who had jabbed her turned to look at her and hissed something, apparently agrieved that she had backed into him. M couldn't bring herself to apologise this time as she clutched at her wounded rear.

"Right, really got to find a new suit." M said, ignoring her laughing audience. She turned to the side, and walked face-first into another alien, this one resembling a large bubble of water which had grown arms, legs and a round head. M exclaimed in shock and so did the alien, which rained down water on M.

The alien moved around her and left in as much of a huff as a giant bubble could manage, and M looked down at herself again. As she had suspected, the water had soaked her white blouse and was rapidly turning it transparent, her dark skin showing through along with the outline of her sensible bra, down to the pink bow between the cups.

"Need a new suit!" M said to herself more urgently, looking around the room for some idea of where to go, and seeing only laughing faces.