Your an Idiot....

You practically slap your hand to face as you realize that not only is the horse not moving, it's not even blinking. Because it's not real. Of course, with a place that specializes in realistic people , making a realistic animal is probably child's play. No longer worried about startling the animal you walk right up to it, as you see a small card attached to the saddle of the fake horse.

You pick up the card and see that it's addressed to you as you read.

Welcome client! As you probably have guessed the horse, is not real, but don't worry you don't have to worry if you don't know how to ride a horse. It is programmed to take you to the scenario location and back again with your companion automatically, all you have to do is tap your heels on the horses side twice to get it to move, and of course, the horse will stop in place if you accidentally fall off.

A few last notes before you begin:

The scenario will begin when the horse arrives at the scenario location.

This model has adaptive programming, however when she first meets you you will have to introduce yourself to her in some way. You can be anything you desire, the man she's to be betrothed to, a pirate king abducting her, a knight from Westeros, even a Dothraki. However choose wisely as whatever you say will lock into her programming and may cause certain challenges (e.g. If you say your from Westeros, she may be initially suspicious that you've been sent to kill her, etc.)

Don't worry about leaving the initial scenario location, as this model is programmed to believe that modern conveniences are something translatable to her world (e.g. A car would be seen as a carriage , a house as a castle, even a TV would just be considered "mummers entertainment") to avoid as little culture shock as possible and enable easy transport to your vehicle after you've enjoyed the location.

Giving a sigh of relief that the company seems to have thought of the obvious issues that might clash, and taken care of it. You slide the card into your pocket, and then look at the horse....well best time to get this show on the road.