With a Joke

"Oh Merlin," I cried as I raised my wand towards her. "It's worse than I thought, it's actually her."

She didn't appreciate my theatrics. Rolling her eyes in a manner that only she could before she turned and began to ascend the stairs.

She walked quickly, and with clear anger in each step, which made the ascent upwards awkward.

Because I could see instantly as I followed behind her that she was wearing the 'new skirts' that were way too short to hide anything.

And here I was behind her for the next seven flights of stairs.