Pop some male enhancement pills

Locking your bedroom door, you begin to lay out the various containers on the floor. As you look over the many options, you hesitate for a moment.

Am I really going to dose myself with a bunch of mystery pills? What about my family? Someone could get hurt, or worse.

But after a few more seconds of staring at the bottles, tubs, and boxes, you have a very different thought.

Can I even die here? This world was built for me, right? All the stuff that didn't exist before... Like everything at that insane Pearson's Perfections clinic, including these ****... It's all meant for me. Charles wouldn't bring me here just to kill me. Probably.

With that in mind you grab the nearest bottle, which is marked "for male use only." It sports a picture of a cartoon man with huge genitals, shooting an arrow-shaped blast of cum that wraps around the bottle. Written in that arrow is the ****'s name: "SpermiZan Plus."

Taking a closer look at the label, you figure out that it's some kind of libido and semen-production enhancer. It's meant for men with fertility problems, especially those whose "ejaculations lack volume." There are a few warnings about overdoses and who should or should not take the pills, but nothing scary stands out to you.

Sounds pretty harmless, you think, popping the container open and pouring out a few of the perfectly-round white pills. Here goes nothing.

After swallowing the recommended dose, you feel a pang of hunger. Hiding the **** under your bed, you head back downstairs for a snack.