Fairly Oddparents

You have strong the fond memories of this world, as it was one of your childhood favorites and you could definitely remember some of the characters in this world that could definitely help you along your journey. Though a problem arises to your mind as you remember certain problems… That concern this universe.

These problems stem from the fact that there will be severe consequences if you do recruit an individual from this world. The reason for this is that some of the possible candidates are fairies and as such are limited in what they can do. For if you remember all fairies correctly from this world are bound by a powerful rule set that determines how they can use their magic, Da Rules its called if you remember correctly.

These rules if you remember correctly are very strict and are designed to protect both the human world and Fairy world from rampant abuses of magic. So, if you do recruit a fairy, it may be some time before you can create an alternate power source for them to draw on with no limitations.

With that said you immediately begin to search both your memory and use the advanced abilities of the mothership to begin searching throughout this world to find several suitable candidates to be your Henchman.

After some time your search comes to a close with three possible candidates.

1. Princess Mandie: you have rather distinct memories of princess Mandie and her rather violent behavior throughout the entire series. Though you could distinctly remember that princess Mandie’s violent behavior was mainly because of how her fiancé Mark left her at the altar and ran away to earth to hide with Timmy Turner, of course, this is a ruse by the Princess in order to gain Mark’s army in order to conquer the galaxy, but that is a side note at the end of the day. With that said this may be to your benefit now as princess Mandie is an experienced conqueror of worlds and an expert combatant when it comes to melee and hand-to-hand encounters.

Though with that said you immediately begin to think about the negative consequences of recruiting princess Mandie, as you distinctly remember her being extremely violent and being the type of person who would rather shoot first and ask questions later. However, that’s not to say that she was all bad as you could recall several good moments throughout the series in which Mandie showed several other strong emotions besides hatred.

Though the rather poignant questions still remain, how the hell are you going to recruit her to your cause? Mandie doesn’t care much for wealth and doesn’t concern herself with the well-being of others. Though what Mandie does care about though is the thrill of battle and conquest. That being said it might be really simple to recruit princess Mandie to your cause if you explain that you’re going to conquer the cartoon multi-verse in order to prepare for the invasion of planet fusion. At this explanation, you can imagine that she would probably be thrilled at the chance of conquering other worlds once again and might even love the thought of engaging in an epic final battle to decide the fate of the multi-verse…

2. Vicky: Icky Vicky, the evil babysitter of Timmy Turner and overall pain in the ass for any kid who had to deal with her growing up. Your memories of Vicky have always been of her tormenting Timmy Turner whenever she was paid by his rather neglectful parents to babysit him. Of course with all this said you do remember that one time in which Vicky was able to conquer the entire world with the aid a magical remote control that allowed her to venture into her worlds TV shows. Of course, Timmy stopped her in the end, but it shows that Vicky has the ability and the capability of being a conqueror if given a chance.

Despite Vicky’s tough and rather hostile outer shell, she is actually really insecure about herself for the fact that she doesn’t have any real friends or a boyfriend who isn’t terrified of her. This soft inner core loops around back to Vicky’s hostile outer shell as she often takes out her frustrations and fears on the people around her, which often alienates her from everyone else. A rather brutal and horrible cycle if you do say so yourself.

With that said you begin to weigh the positives and negatives of recruiting Vicky to your cause.

Positive: recruiting Vicky would be rather easy as she is extremely greedy and it would be a simple matter of promising her a daily paycheck. You are rather certain that you could meet Vicky’s demands as the ship can create practically anything from literally nothing and as a result, you could easily produce a never-ending river of gold to pay for Vicky’s expenses. Also, it wouldn’t hurt to mention to Vicky that you’re going to be conquering worlds and she might enjoy the thought of bringing pain on to others. It may also be possible to resurrect Vicky’s alter ego from the time when Timmy wishes that the entire world was composed of superheroes and as a result may be able to bring back the baby shredder using your Advanced Technology on board the ship. It also may be possible to crack Vicky’s tough outer shell and bring out the softer side within her, and that may result in her permanently pledging her loyalty to you as you would be her only real and true friend.

Negative: Vicky is greedy and also rather naïve at times. So, it may be possible that Vicky gets herself into a situation that she can’t get out of because someone used her naivety and greediness against her. There’s also considering the fact that once enraged Vicky loses control and will blindly chase after whoever enraged her. There’s also the fact that Vicky is also very overbearing and sadistic to whoever works beneath her and as a result, you may have to restrict or even completely cut off Vicky’s control to the minions in order to protect them.

Looking at both the pros and cons of the situation you really think to yourself on whether or not recruiting Vicky is a good idea.

3. Wanda: now this is an odd choice and would be a rather difficult task to succeed in, but if you do actually succeed in recruiting Wanda the pink swirly haired fairy godmother to Timmy Turner it would come with **** benefits. Those benefits being of course that Wanda has magic and can use it at any time she pleases. The thing is that Wanda is married and has a strong relationship with both her husband Cosmo and her fairy godson Timmy Turner. As a result, Wanda may not even consider your offer if you approach her.

Then again Wanda has always been the more levelheaded fairy godparent within the entire series, and as a result, if you explain the threat of planet fusion and what he could do to the entire cartoon multi-verse, she may reconsider her standing on joining you. Though as you think this you understand that Wanda will definitely not like the idea of conquering worlds and will definitely not like the idea of the Tantric battery, but again if you explain an appeal to her sense of logic she may reconsider and agree with you that sometimes the ends justify the means.

With that said you have to think about wanda’s magic and how it will operate outside of the fairly odd parent's dimension. You know that her magic will still work outside of its home dimension as displayed when Timmy Turner crossed into Jimmy neutron’s dimension in order to visit his friend during the Jimmy Timmy power hour event back in the core, but with that said wand is magic was still limited by Da Rules and could still be reached by Jorgen von strangle, the enforcer of all fairy law.

At the very mention of Jorgen your mind immediately begins to question if Jorgen will begin to follow you across dimensions in order to track down Wanda and if he can then Wanda might have to be confined to the ship outside of space and time in order to not only protect her from Jorgen’s wrath but to keep the Arnold Schwarzenegger knockoff off her tail. Eventually, you’re going to have to get into a conflict with Jorgen, but you’re going to try and delay that inevitable confrontation as long as possible. For when Jorgen actually gets into conflict with you, then Timmy Turner won’t be too far behind and if Timmy makes an appearance then so will his allies that have existed across the dimensions.

Your mind immediately goes through the list of possible allies Timmy could call on if he ever began to hop across dimensions looking for Wanda, and quickly three names come to mind at each of these names bring their own set of problems.

Jimmy neutron the boy genius and his insane inventions.

Danny Phantom a half ghost boy who is a literal powerhouse.

SpongeBob SquarePants, the annoying sponge who lives in a pineapple at the bottom of the sea.

If you do recruit Wanda, you’re going to have to keep her on the ship until you can figure out a way to hide her magical signature from not only Jorgen but from everyone that would come looking for her…

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