Three Grillmasters

Connor leads Bobby and Billy out to the grill.

“So, Billy.” Bobby starts as Connor lights the grill. “The two of us are taken, but do you have your eyes on anyone?”

Billy laughs. “Other than your girl? Not really.” He dodges an attempted shove from Bobby even better than he dodged the question.

Connor shrugs. “He’s right, other than Diane and Heather, for obvious reasons, and Naomi, who I don’t think is about that, you could probably fuck any girl here this weekend.”

“And Ella.” Bobby adds. “I think Julian’s kinda got dibs.”

Billy and Connor both give him a look.

Bobby defends his statement. “Did you see them in the ocean? Plus they’re sharing a room. No shot they don’t hook up.”

The other two shrug as Connor lays some patties out.

“I’m not gonna take advice from the guy who has been in a relationship since middle school and the guy who has had a crush on one girl for 5 years.” Billy laughs. “Thanks though.”

“At least we’re getting some.” Bobby retorts, nudging Connor.

Connor turns to them. “Hey guys. Me and Diane aren’t fucking, and she’s kinda mad that everyone keeps joking about it, because she thinks you think she’s easy.” He explains, trying not to sound to upset.

“No problem.” Billy understands immediately, nodding.

Bobby shrugs flippantly but nods. “Sure, whatever.”

“Go tell everyone the first round is ready.” Connor tells Bobby as Billy assembles the burgers.