Helping Yukari

"Fantasize about beating me all you want," Spoke Yukari confidently, "the only thing here about to be beat, is you!"

I held back my laughter.

"You promise," I said.

"Damn it," said Yukari, "you have to make everything lewd." Both of us couldn't hold back our laughter any longer.

"It isn't just me," I said, "your writers throw in a lot of questionable remarks for a kids show."

Yukari adjusted her hair, throwing a pillow at me from her bed.

"Like what?"

I grabbed the script and read.

'We're a tight nit group', speaks the group leader.

'And me, I'm the definition of tight,' responds the pink sniper.

"And I am sure I don't have to mention all the ass shots they do of you," I said? Yukari shrugged.

"Guess that means you are a fan," Yukari responded. I had seen every episode multiple times.

"I've seen a couple episodes after I met you," I said.

"Fan of the ass shots no doubt," said Yukari. That was not untrue, but I wasn't going to tell her that I really watched the show and had posters of her and the whole cast on my wall.

"Fan of you really," I said. Her disbelief was evident.

"Fan of me, you're so full of it," said Yukari. Yukari rolled over to her stomach, pondering something in her head.

"I'll tell you what," said Yukari, "you've been a real big help despite your best efforts. If you can tell me a bit of information only someone who cares about me knows. Then I'll make myself a really big help to you." Yukari's eyes wondered to my crotch as she said it. Did she really mean it? She must not have thought I would be able to answer the question?

"What is my birthday," said Yukari, "answer that, and I'll give you a prize." Yukari smiled as her fingers traced the sheets of her bed. And I too smiled, because I had known her birthday since before I moved here.

"October 19th."

Yukari's mouth fell open. She was in disbelief. I doubted she would keep her promise over something as simple as this.

"Shit," said Yukari. I prepared to allow her to get out of her commitment, but she answered too quick.

"Well," said Yukari, "fair is fair. And I am a woman of my word." Yukari stood up from the bed and walked over to her closet.

Yukari threw the closet open, revealing her entire wardrobe. I looked it over, seeing many things I was used to, and some I had never seen.

"Pick something out of here," said Yukari, "And while you are enjoying your award..I will wear it."

She turned around with a knowing smirk on her face. She didn't look the slightest bit nervous. Which was kind of worrisome.

I could see a couple corsets, a couple skirts that look to be missing inches of fabric, and was that a Jedi outfit? No, now wasn't the time.

What is Yukari going to wear?