Rolling the die again, it once again landed on a four and Chad found himself moving his pawn backwards four spaces again, his pawn coming to rest on a blank space. At the same time, the score sheet on the board changed to reflect his newly gained forty points.
He grabbed his card from the Fun Deck and brought it to his face. "Urinepire: You're like a vampire, except you drink men's urine with your special fangs instead of blood. Points: 20."
This game just kept getting more weird and twisted by the second. He now had a tentacle cock, a kink for patriotism, a nose which farts and to top it all of he apparently was some hybrid-piss-drinking-vampire now.
He felt his canine teeth begin to lengthen and sharpen and he suddenly noticed that his sense of smell had improved greatly. He found himself sniffing the air, looking for any trace of urine he could smell without even realizing he was doing it.
Tony took the die and rolled it.
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