Time to declare Mr. and Mrs. Dudley

You go to the house, and Petunia rushes towards you with her arms stretched.

"Ah, my sweet Diddykins!"

She puts your face onto her bosom. You hug back and take a whiff of your aunt before pulling your face up.

"Yes, Mom. I am fine. I am glad that you are fine. I saw that there were extra shoes."

"Yes, my dear", beamed Petunia. " Your Aunt Marge came to visit me and she took up your room though I insisted on using mine."

Well, ain't that easy now.

"Oh really, mom? Lemme go meet her." And you begin moving your chubby body up the stairs(which was exhausting).