MJ gets the news...

"You got WHAT?!"

Leaning back slightly from Mary Jane’s outburst, May merely smiled, tossing her long red hair over her shoulder to explain herself. "My agents got me the gig you were going to do, said that the cameras just loved me at the photo shoot." Standing in the living room with her arms crossed under her bust, May smirked at the young red head’s outbursts while Peter watched from the couch, dumbstruck. Deciding to celebrate May had picked up a spicy red dress to match her hair with a skirt so high it showed off all of her legs, along with a cleavage window up top that made the woman beam knowing so many people were staring at her on her way back home.

"This is crazy! Do you even know what you’re doing? Do they even KNOW you’re over 60?"

"What does it matter what age I am? I’m fucking gorgeous! In the last 12 hours alone I got invites to model five different magazines and a car show, I’ve never felt better in my life and I thought both of you would be happy for me!"

"Aunt May, even you have to realize you’re not acting like yourself, I mean would you ever wear that in a million years?" Pointing at the dress Peter continued. "I mean think of Uncle Ben… And not the escapades you had in the house, you’re a retiree Aunt May, why did you want to try that stuff in the first place?"

Snorting at the question, May got her coat and opened the door to leave, even when scowling she looked beautiful, forcing the door wide open in anger. "I just wanted a second chance at life, to feel beautiful like I was back in my 20’s, now if you excuse me, I’m late for another photo shoot where I’ll be wearing the latest wear for Marti Gra!"

MJ and Peter looked to each other and shrugged, they tried to show her reason but it looked like Aunt May would have none of it. Standing outside of her home May Parker’s mind brewed angrily on what her nephew and daughter in law had to say. "So she thinks I’m still old eh? Just enjoy my retirement huh?" Pulling open her purse May took the bottle of X-Hot-Ic and popped the cap off.

"I’ll show her old!" With that she finished off the bottle in one go and threw it into a trash bin, already she could feel the heat race out from her heart to the rest of her body, this was the most she ever drank, and it was going to be a whopper!