Uber

"Look I have to go," Bella found herself saying to her agent. "I'm going to find a frat house to coat me in hot sticky man batter!" She hung up.

"What the fuck is wrong with me?!" she said. She looked up and saw her Uber pull out. She walked over and got into the backseat. "Take me to...the nearest sex shop. I need bondage gear!"

The Uber driver, a man in his late twenties stared at Bella for a moment in the rearview mirror. "Um, OK, I'll look one up." He took his phone and started to look up sex shop.

Bella went to speak, but could not say anything. Suddenly she pulled off her top then reached behind her to undo her bra. "Do you mind if I play with my titties? I love my titties!" She removed the bra and dropped it on the seat. She reached up and started massaging her boobs.

The driver looked in the rear view mirror. He looked embarrassed but kept staring before looking back at his phone. "I found a place a few miles away."

"Goody! Take me there while I play with my awesome titties!" blurted out Bella.

The car drove off. Bella rolled down the window and tossed her bra out. "My titties need to be free!"

Bella looked scared but she kept playing with her tits and singing. "Titties, titties, I love my pretty titties!" over and over.

Twenty minutes later, the car pulled up outside a sex toy, bondage gear, and costume shop. "Here we are, ma'am," said the driver.

"Oh, call me Bella Titties!" said Bella. "Wait here!"