embarrass her

You walk into the yoga class. A few other women between 18 and 40 were setting up their yoga mats. "Fuck, forget a yoga mat," you say.

"Oh, Kira," said a tall thin woman in her forties. "Please watch the language. You know we have spare mats." The woman wore black yoga pants and a white tank top with the yoga center's logo on it.

"Oh, I'm sorry," you say, "I've had a rough day. I woke up with this morning with cum all over my face, and no memory of how it got there! Can you believe it?!"

You said it loud enough for everyone to hear, and the others look at you strangely.

"Um, OK," says the tall woman. She goes and gets you a rolled up yoga mat from a closet. "Here you go."

"Thanks, do you any positions that strengthen the rectum. I've really gotten into anal sex recently, and I want to really be able to pleasure a guy with my anus."

"Are you joking?" asks the woman.

"Um, no, why would I? Are you a prude?"

"This is rather uncomfortable," said the woman, and she walked way.

"Fine! Can we at least spank each other? I know some of you stare at my ass when I'm stretching!"

"Kira, please!" says the instructor.

"Hey, Kira!" comes a voice.

You turn and see Kira's The Thunderman's co-star Audrey Whitby walking into the studio. She's in pink yoga pants and black tank top over a gray sports bra.

You smile. "This could be fun," you think.