Making acquaintances

Ariana gets up and walk to a stand of trees near a chain link fence. The fence is for a back yard of a rustic looking house. There are kids playing in the yard. The house is on a street with a few other houses with big yards and spaced about a half an acre apart from each other.

Ariana's legs carry her to the edge of the fence then down along the fence. The kids stop and stare. "Oh my god, she's naked!" yells one.

Ariana's face contorts into a smile, and her arm rises in a wave. She keeps walking as the kids run inside. She walks to the front yard then to the front door of the house. Her finger reaches up and pushes the doorbell.

The door opens, and an angry woman in her thirties is standing there. "What is the meaning of this?!"

"I'm the actress and singer Ariana Grande," Ariana's voice says. "Would you like to take photos of my naked body?"

"I don't care who you are, young lady! This is not funny! Get out of here and get dressed before I call the sheriff!"

"But if you take my photo," said Ariana roboticaly, "I'll let you put things up my butt!" She turned around, bent over, and put her hands on her knees.

"Gerald!" yelled the woman, "Call the sheriff!" The woman slammed the door.

Ariana stood up and walked to the next house. She still had the stupid smile on her face, and she was starting to grow chilled.