Bathroom Nonsense

"I know I'm going to regret this...." Watching the OJ pour into the glass, I kept a cautious ear out for the telltale signs of chaos, but so far.... "I've never heard such ominous nothing before."

It's just too quiet. I don't know what I'm expecting really, erotic music and lewd moaning? Explosions and mayhem? A laugh track? My hand grips the door to the bathroom and it dawned on me. "Didn't I leave that open?"

"Aaah!!! You sunk my battleship, you bird-brained bitch!" Ahh, now THAT'S what I..... battleship? I peaked around the door to spot Jinx and Raven seated at opposite ends of the tub, which means they at least followed orders. Water was everywhere, and splotches of soap dripped off the walls.

"Phew..... Should have expected this..." Holding off on the eye roll, I gave a gander to see just what the hell was going on. In front of each of them where rows of tiny ships? "How the hell?"

"Heh heh heh! That'll teach you to jinx the shampoo bottle!!" Raven's sinister chuckle was a little off putting, and completely out of character. Jinx just gave her the Razz. "Stuff it birdy, besides what else were we gonna do? Lezz out?"

Gack!!! The absurdity of Jinx's statement caused me to **** on my drink. Jinx was first to spot me, as her face flushed a deep crimson. Raven saw her rival slowly sink into the bathwater, her face a bright cherry red. "The fucks the matter with you?"

Jinx just sank lower before pointing to me.

"You two realize that you're cleaning up this mess, right?"

They sat side by side in their shared shame, "We didn't mean anything...." Raven tented her fingers as Jinx hugged her knees. "Uh huh, and wheres the Shampoo bottle?" Almost timed to answer my query, a little pink destroyer chugged by and let out a high pitched "Toot-Toot!!"

My hand comb's through my hair in exasperation. "How old ARE you two?" A tandem mumbling answered me. "23/26"

"Do I have to get in there and bathe you myself?" Their faces lit up again, but not from embarrassment.