The Secretary

"I'd like you to meet my new personal assistant, Miss Blondie."

The next few weeks in the offices of J.C. Dithers Construction Company were full of rumors and intrigue. It was clear that Julius Dithers hired the prim and proper wife of Dagwood Bumstead, one of his long-suffering employees, to be closer to her. So close that Blondie practically never left Julius' side at work. They would come to work and go out to lunch dates and meetings together, arm in hand as if they were husband and wife. Blondie's sweet laughter and giggling would be heard behind their oral dictations or private one-on-one meetings. They would sometimes stay after everyone else has left for more office sex.

After they leave from work, he'd treat her on shopping sprees downtown for exquisite dresses, lavish jewelries, and erotic lingeries.

She would model for him and they would still have sex on one of the changing rooms before they bought everything. And they would always end on a high note by dining in a fancy restaurant and a romp in a hotel. On some days, Julius would even take Blondie to her home where he would literally take the place of her husband in bed beside her. Poor Dagwood. While he was still being sent in places far away for work, Julius had been keeping his wife warm for him -- in the literal and figurative way.

"Julius, you old horn dog, where in the world didja get her? She's gorgeous!"

In another few weeks, the office had gotten used to Julius and Blondie's blossoming love affair. They all figured that if their boss is happy, then everyone else would be happy. Happy boss equals bonuses for everyone. What everyone else was baffled for was how Julius was able to steal Blondie's heart from under Dagwood's nose. Blondie and Julius clearly seemed infatuated with one another. Day after day, they would have wild sex in their office.

Some employees would even catch a glimpse of Blondie through small cracks in the doorway in states of undress or even completely naked with Julius. Night after night, they would lay together on each other's beds. Julius was bold enough even to send his wife, Cora, away so Blondie could sleep with him in his bed as well.

"Nice to meetcha, Miss Blondie! You look very enchanting this evening."

A few more weeks pass and Blondie and Julius has revealed to Dagwood the truth about their relationship. Of course, Dagwood became brokenhearted but has quickly gotten over the whole fiasco through Julius' enticing offer for a promotion and a new position as head manager in one of Julius' new buildings in another state. Now untethered to the responsibilities of being Mrs. Bumstead, the newly single Blondie was ripe for the taking. One evening, Julius took Blondie to one of his dinner dates with business partners. All eyes were on her as she clung to her man. She was stunning in a form-fitting red evening dress. It was skintight, backless, sleeveless and turtle-necked. It showed Blondie's unnaturally beautiful glowing skin from her shoulders and arms and the long slit at its hem revealed just enough of her long legs.

"Thank you, I'm very flattered!"

Julius was like a proud peacock flaunting the lady beside him. Old business partners and other male guests were dying to get Blondie's attention through small talks and flirtatious pick-up lines. Julius wasn't at all worried. He knew Blondie was his.

"My dear, you look like a million bucks!"

After dinner, Julius brought Blondie to the dance floor to join the other guests in a romantic dance. Now all to themselves, Blondie whispered close to Julius.

"Darling I've something to tell you.."

"What is it, my darling?"

"I've been to the doctor's today. He said I'm five weeks pregnant!"

"Darling, that's great news!"

"Oh, Julius, I'm so happy for us!"

"Blondie, my darling, I've always wanted to ask you this ever since we first made love."

"What is it, my darling?"

"Will you marry me, Blondie?"

At the center of the dance floor, the lovers kissed passionately. The couple looked really odd locked in a romantic kiss -- a short, ugly old man and a tall, beautiful young woman. As the dance ended, most of the males again went after Blondie. Julius introduced them to her again.

"I'd like you to meet my fiancé, Blondie."