Dagwood Intervenes/The Thin Man

Blondie and Julius were now living together in Julius' old home. His wife, Cora, who was absolutely disgusted about his affair had kept silent on the agreement that Cora would get to live in the old house after the divorce finalized. Meanwhile, to everyone's benefit, she had been staying in their vacation house in Florida.

It was early in the morning, Blondie and Julius had both just woken up. With their other spouses, they would sleep in their nightgowns and pajamas but with each other, they've gotten used to sleeping naked. As soon as he caught sight of the beautiful, young blonde lying beside him, he climbed on top of Blondie's body as she brought both her arms up to stretch. She smiled and spread her legs for him as he kissed and sucked her breasts. He inserted his penis in her vagina and started to thrust slowly. As they started to fuck the phone rang. Blondie was about to reach for the receiver when Julius stopped her. "Don't answer it, babe. Just let it ring." The phone kept ringing as they continued their fucking. She moaned louder, their lovemaking was drowning out the incessant rings from the phone. Whomever was trying to call them was being really adamant. Blondie tried to whisper to her lover's ear in between breaths. "Honey....uh....it could be....oh....important....," she moaned through his vigorous pumping. "That's probably just Cora," he said while panting as well. "Maybe calling to gloat or complain about something," he continued. The phone stopped ringing after several attempts but they moaned continuously as they went through their morning copulation. He heaved finally as he finished inside her. They kissed deeply and he got off of her, breathing heavy in exhaustion. "You're getting out of shape, dear," Blondie giggled as he lovingly played with his chest hair. "Darling," he said, "you're the only exercise I need."

"Honey, I'm gonna go take a shower," Julius said as he got up from bed. Blondie sat up and stretched some more, her breasts expanding as she inhaled. "I'll go make breakfast," she said. She hummed happily in the kitchen as she finished when the phone rang again. Blondie decided to answer it.

"Dithers residence, hello?" she said nervously half expecting Cora to berate her from the other end.

"Blondie! Don't hang up! It's me, Dagwood!"

"Dagwood! Why on earth are you calling us here?" Blondie was slightly irritated. Dagwood was the sole reason she'd been having an affair with Julius. But now that Julius and her were engaged to be married, she was somewhat thankful to her husband that she had found a better and more reciprocating lover instead.

"Blondie, honey, you're making a huge mistake!" Dagwood said sounding exasperated. "You seriously can't marry this man! He's fooled you!"

"Dagwood, I have no idea what you're on about," Blondie said looking over the stairs to see if Julius was still taking a shower. "But I'm very happy at where I am right now and that's that."

"Baby, you gotta listen to me! I still love you and I'll show you how wrong you are about him. You'll see!" Dagwood sounded livid. Blondie knew her husband and he spoke the truth. A part of her was heartbroken but she insisted otherwise.

"I think it's too late for that, Dagwood," she said. "Goodbye," she hung up. She felt a heaviness in her heart. She wanted to have feelings for her husband again but she couldn't find it. She believed that her heart now belongs to Julius.

As Julius finished, Blondie took a shower next. Her mind was still on Dagwood as she cleaned and touched herself. She was confused. But everything seemed fine as soon as she got out of the bath and started to dress up. He was already dressed for work while she sat in front of the dresser in her nude colored lingerie applying make up. "I heard the phone ring again," he said while adjusting his tie. "Was it someone important?" Blondie stopped applying lipstick for a glimpse of time. Did Julius hear her conversation with Dagwood? He must have, she thought to herself. She remembered that she kept saying his name on the phone the entire time. "No one in particular, dear," she said as she masked the slight quiver in her voice. She thought she must look like a fool -- hiding secret phone conversations with her husband from her lover! She pursed her lips as she reached for her favorite necklace from the jewelry stand. "Here, honey. Help me put on my necklace," she said quickly changing the topic. He came to her and helped her fasten the golden chain around her long and slender neck. He caressed her shoulders and cupped her breasts as she finished adjusting her underwear in front of the mirror. "You're so sexy, Blondie. I'm so happy that you're going to be my wife," he said as they kissed. He helped her zip up her form-hugging sleeveless dress from behind. "I'm so happy we're going to have a baby," she said giddily.

Hours later in the office, Blondie was left alone inside Julius' desk finishing up his contracts while her fiancé was in the conference room talking to the troops. Suddenly, the door opened and in came her husband, Dagwood.

"Blondie! I need to talk to you," Dagwood was speaking in a stage whisper, afraid that J.C. Dithers might catch him.

"Dagwood! What are you doing here? You're supposed to be handling the company's new office upstate," for some reason she was whispering to him as well.

"Blondie, baby, I love you! Why are you splitting up with me?" Dagwood was kneeling in front of her in desperation.

"Its over, Dagwood. You never paid any attention to me. And I think I've fallen out of love from you," she said crossing arms and turning up her nose in contempt. For no particular reason, she found it arousing seeing her husband grovel at her feet.

"Baby, baby, baby! You can't be saying that. You know you still love me, admit it!"

"I don't love you anymore, Dagwood. I am in love with Julius and that's final," she was mad at him but found him to be absolutely adorable like this. Was it him being a sympathetic fool? She realized maybe this was why she married him in the first place.

"Blondie you can't marry Mr. Dithers! He's fat and old and slimy and smelly and disgusting and smokes to cover his farts and...he's standing right behind me, isn't he?"

Blondie's mouth was agape as her lover strangled Dagwood from behind.

"Dagwood, ya lazy bum! I thought I told you to never come in here again!" Julius for years treated his bumbling employee like his son has now grown quite fond of his wife. And he was very protective of his new acquisition.

"Oh my goodness!" Blondie exclaimed. She somehow found it quite amusing and flattering that both men were fighting over her. She felt sexier than ever seeing the clash of testosterone in her future husband's office.

"B-boss! You can't do this! She's my wife! You can't take her away from me!" Mr. Dithers collared Dagwood and berated him even further.

"That's not for you to decide, Bumstead! You'll sign those divorce papers or so help me God I'll fire your ass, you understand?"

"B-but boss...my wife...I still love her. We have a family..."

"My boy, pretty soon I'll have my own family with her, you hear me?"

Blondie gasped. He hadn't told Dagwood yet that she was with child. The crushing look on Dagwood's face delighted the old man even further. For years he had abused his employee for bungling up numerous jobs only to find him slacking off once again. This time, he may have discovered his weakness.

"No. That can't be true, Blondie."

"Oh it's true, Bumstead," Mr. Dithers said smirking. "I'm fucking your wife day and night and by God I love that sweet ass of hers!"

"No, no, no, no..."

"Oh yes, Bumnuts! I fuck your wife every chance we get! I mean you must be seven kinds of stupid not to fuck a sweet piece of ass like that!"

"Well we have two kids..." Blondie snickered quickly but covered her mouth almost as fast. Stupid Dagwood, she thought. Even when he's down he never failed to make her laugh.

"Shut up, ya moron and get the hell outta my sight!" he said as he kicked him out of the door. "And if I ever see yer face here again YER FAAAAARRD!" Mr. Dithers face was beet red. Blondie came to him to comfort him.

"Honey, are you alright?" Blondie said as she gently hugged and kissed him in the forehead.

"I'm fine, honey, I'm fine," Julius said. "Let's call it a day, huh? I'm feeling a bit antsy after all that."

Later that night, both of them were already in bed when the phone rang. Blondie picked up the receiver. It was Dagwood again.

"Blondie, how can you do this to me?" he sounded exhausted. She wanted to give him a hug if she could.

"Dagwood, I'm starting over. I've fallen deeply in love with the man of my dreams," she said in a breathy voice.

"I thought I was the man of your dreams, baby," he said.

"You were," she said.

"Do you remember the first time we went to the ice skating rink?" he asked.

Blondie giggled, "That was our first Christmas date. You proposed to me on that same place."

"You looked so beautiful. You're even more beautiful now," he said.

"Aww, honey that's so sweet," she said breathily.

"I still got the hots for you, baby. I'm touching myself right now thinking about you," he said. "We used to do this while we were dating. Are you touching yourself as well?"

"Mmmm...yes, honey, I am. Oh!" Blondie was in ecstasy. But she was not fantasizing about Dagwood. She was actually naked on top of Julius cowgirl style while he was cupping and fondling her magnificent breasts. She was fucking her lover while talking to her husband on the phone.

"Oh, baby, I love hearing the sound of your voice. You're so hot," Dagwood said as he masturbated in the other line. Blondie was now rhythmically grinding her pussy around Julius' meat stick. She moaned and sighed through the phone while she was in coitus.

"Oh, Blondie, I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!" Dagwood climaxed listening to Blondie unknowingly while she was making love to his boss.

"I'll make you love me again, baby," Dagwood said. "No matter how long it takes."

"Yes, honey, yes, yes, yes," she was still fucking her lover's brains out.

"Good night, honey," he said. "I'll talk to you soon."

Dagwood hung up but Blondie and Julius still continued fucking. They made love through the night. When they finished and as his lover gently snored beside her with his arm across her chest, Dagwood's words came back to haunt her. Was she still in love with Dagwood? Or did Julius truly steal her heart? She stared across the ceiling as cum slowly oozed through her moist pussy.