Guy Talk at lunch

My sleep was disturbed by the sound of the bell signalling the start of lunch. Rubbing the sleep from my eyes I stretched my arms. One hand reaching out to grope the breast of a passing girl as they moved about the class. I gave it a nice squeeze, my touch drew a giggle from the girl as she and her group of friends lifted their skirts before continuing on. Blue Striped, plain white and a nice low cut set of panties.

Waving them off they left the classroom chatting away with each other. Grabbing my lunch box I rounded up Rito and Kenchi for lunch, we were going to have a lunch for the guys only today. There was a few things I wanted to talk about with just the two of them present.

I was saving the idea of having lunch together while being serviced by some girls for another lunch. I'm sure there wouldn't be a shortage of volunteers. Maybe I'd have a lunch together with Haruna and Lala to get to know the better?

Reaching the roof we found it empty apart from ourselves. Settling in we started making small chat over stuff that had happened over the week and anything new. Kenichi was quite happy lately, at a guess its since his mothers been fucking him.

"Yeah, after you two left Mom came after me again. We did it until I dropped asleep!" Thrusting a fist up in the air he turned to me with a big grin.

"So Toin, ready to share that hot Milf of a mother you've got?" Rito eyes bulged at the statement, he'd missed this deal from passing out like a wuss. Too bad man, you're in on it even with not being awake for it.

For the lunch I'd actually bothered to crack open the catalog that the Principle had prepared for me, in fact they'd give me a new one this morning with far more information on each girl than the previous one had.

Placing my lunch down to the side I abused the fact I'd just taken another bite of the sandwich my mother had prepared this morning to drag out the time before answering as far as I could.

"First of all. Are you sure she didn't come onto you later since she thought you'd be lonely without another man around?"

He turned red as a beet before cursing me out a little, I just laughed him off. He wasn't going to hold a grudge, Rito just seemed happy his end of things had been ignored. On the other hand, I was never going to let Kenichi live it down. Controlling my laughter I got back on track.

"Weeeeelllllll, as I recall the deal was if you bagged your mother. That we'd have a go with mine, yes Rito that includes you. But from what I remember, that was far less you bagging her and far more her finally getting you in the sack. You didn't even make a move on her before she pinned you down onto the bed."

The way he deflated was worth being so obtuse on the matter, still I'm penciling in a maybe since your my friends.

"After all how could she not be revving to go when I warmed her up for it too! I'm pure sex to women, and no one can deny it."

An idea stuck me at that time and an evil grin grew on my face.

"Though I think your mother was a little disappointed in your performance. Since with how it's normal for women to call out my name instead of their partner when their enjoying the experience and only using their partners name when their disappointed in their performance. I don't recall her ever yelling out my name when you were going at it with her. It's normal that I'm the pinnacle of sexual desire that all women want, right?" Might have to figure out a way for Rito to not get totally screwed by this.

Dropping to his hands and knees Kenichi had suffered a critical blow to the ego. One which he recovered with his normal speed before latching onto me.

"Please teach me how to be nearly as awesome as you!"

Pushing him back "Hey, take a step back. I know I'm awesome but try to contain it in your pants. I don't swing that way!"

His face scrunched up liked he'd just eaten a whole lemon he back several more steps as he gathered himself to protest.

"Toin! You know I'm not gay! Believe me!" I do, but your reaction is too funny to miss out on.

Chuckling "I know, I know Kenichi. But you just made the perfect punchline out of yourself."

Tension simply bleed out of his body at hearing that, he brought his hands together as if thanking any god he could imagine for this small mercy "Can we please change the subject then Toin? I'm begging you."

At that Rito apparently found the time to hide and pretend to not be here was over.

"Well Mikan 18th birthday is soon, but we have the school trip before then and she wanted me to extend an invitation out to you Toin."

Huh, shit I'd totally forgotten about her. She was a very petite girl, A-cup and brown hair. I didn't mind her size I was a man who enjoyed any size! Either way she was the one who took care of most of the household chores at Rito's place since their parents rarely lived at the house.

She didn't like Kenichi at all, though she'd always been more than a fair bit forgiving of me and tolerant of what I did compared to Kenichi.

"Ah really? Any gifts in particular I should bring?"

Shaking his head Rito smiled "No, I think she'd just be happy to have you there. Don't forget that Lala is going to be there too."

I'm still going to figure something out to bring as a gift for your sister Rito but that does remind me, doesn't Lala live at your house?

"Speaking of Lala Rito what is up with her and what happened yesterday? And does she really live with you?"

Shuffling on the bench we were on in a bit of discomfort at being placed in the spotlight like that Rito started talking.

"Yeah, she typically ends up in my bed right now in the morning." Your voice says you don't like it Rito, your face however shows you do very much like what you see.

Getting over his embarrassment he explain that there were still other suitors who could still take Lala's hand in marriage if they managed to get one over him. And if Rito was found lacking by Lala's father he was going to smash earth. Though there's been some wiggle room because of something.

Looks like I'll be lending you a hand whenever someone is trying take Lala away, I don't feel like moving somewhere else!