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"You've chosen an overly busty Fluttershy as your companion. This make is very popular and will be arriving at your house in twenty buisness days. Thank you again for choosing Robosluts inc. as your entertainment hub."

You sigh and hang up the phone, this order is gonna put you back a few grand, but you've never had a three-way before, so this should be interesting. You sit on the couch and try not to think of all the overtime you'll need to do to catch up. Suddenly, an energized Pinkie Pie leaps into your lap and hugs you close. "Why so down Jonny? You need Pinkie to perk you up?" You hug her and set her to the side. "I'd love to pinkie, but i need to figure out how i'm going to catch up on some money."

Pinkie scratched her head and wondered for a moment. "Why dont i get a job!?" You thought about that one for a second. Could she? The bakery a few blocks down was hiring, was she programmed for work? Well, there was only one way to find out. You told Pinkie about the bakery down the street that needed help, and before you could finish, Pinkie threw on some clothes and zoomed out the door. You were afraid that people might have been weireded out by an anthrofied cartoon character running down the street, but weirder things have happened. A few hours later, Pinkie returns home declaring that she got the job. You congratulate her as she throws her arms around you in excitement. Maybe this wasn't a bad idea after all.