An Eye for an Eye

Chloe was heading for her brand-new private pool, wearing a pink bikini top and a pair of slightly loose black shorts. She was happy and completely unaware that her boyfriend, Mark, had just tampered with the drawstring while pretending to brush something off her clothes.

Halfway across the patio, she felt her waistband slipping.

Oh, no. Not now!

She grabbed at it, but the knot came undone. Her shorts slid straight to her ankles.

“Eek!”

She stood beside her private pool and clapped both hands over her most private parts.

PLEASE tell me the security camera is broken.

Mark looked up.

“Everything okay, sweetheart?”

“DON'T LOOK!”

He turned away, struggling to suppress a grin.

Chloe glared at him.

“Not. One. Word.”

“Of course not,” Mark said. “Although, I didn't expect that little knot to come undone quite so quickly.”

Chloe went dangerously still.

“What little knot?”

Mark's smile vanished.

“You loosened my shorts?”

“Just a tiny bit!”

Chloe stared at him. Then she smiled sweetly.

“Oh, Mark, darling. Ever heard of lex talionis? An eye for an eye?”

Before he could react, she dropped one hand, grabbed the waistband of his shorts, and yanked.

Whoosh!

Mark stood in his birthday suit, looking utterly stunned.

“You just pantsed me!”

Chloe stepped out of her own shorts and smiled innocently.

“I thought you found it funny when it happened to me.”

Then she sauntered toward the pool, giving him a provocative wiggle of her bare butt.