Watching the News

Jane decided to just watch the news, with a snap her house was formed, she had a house in a small neighborhood, people knew about her but respectfully never imposed themselves on her. She was friendly but never invited over and kept her life private from others. She had a state of the art TV with the ability see any channel she wanted just by holding the remote and thinking of what she wanted to see. She was currently in the US meaning the other side of the world was waking up to discover it's new affliction but she knew that on the day of change there would be nothing so she snapped her fingers to advance time by one day making it tomorrow. She grabbed the remote sat down on her huge cough and turned on the tv thinking of the news channel for China, Japan, India, Israel, Saudi Arabia, and Korea. The tv turned on and several small screens appeared of each news channel. She snapped her fingers again and had a complete understanding of every language ever made in human history.

She could see the headlines in all the languages, 'Bizarre, futanari are real!?' said a Japanese headline, 'Unholy abominations found in Arabia!' said the Arabian headline, 'Women with dicks suddenly appear!?' said the Chinese headline. She was a bit worried about the Arabian headline but would have to see the news before she made a move on that. She enlarged the Arabian news and listened.

The news reporter was male and he had a disgusted look on his face, "A disaster has befallen our nation, women with... malformed bodies have woken up! Apparently many husbands and betrothed men have found women with male appendages on them! This horrible affliction apparently is not restricted to our people but reports have been coming in that it is everywhere! Truly a dark day is upon us." Jane scowled, she forgot that the middle eastern was a heavily traditionalist country and had difficulty with women being no traditional, it was slowly changing but not enough. She wondered if she should intervene but decided to watch the Japanese news.

The reporter was female and she was blushing, "It appears all over Japan many women and apparently some that were men woke up yesterday to find themselves futanari with... egregious endowments. Most seem horrified by this but a select few seem happy of this change! We're with Haruhi Mitsuo, on sight with one of these futanari. Over to you Haruhi." the view changed to show a woman blushing while behind her a futa stood. The futa was tall easily 6 feet tall, her gigantic breasts covered with a large blanket and she had another draped around her waist to hide her dick. Jane smirked with pleasure.

Haruhi nodded, "Y-Yes thank you Hikari I'm with Ichinose Honda, who had woken up yesterday as a futanari, apparently at first she was appalled but now she has changed her mind." she turned to Ichinose, and stepped back revealing her, Ichinose wasn't exactly a beauty queen but she was quite pretty and she tossed her long black hair with smug pride, "Tell me why the change in views?" she asked.

Ichinose leaned in, "Well I was indeed shocked, after all I was engaged to young man, but if I'm honest I was always more attracted to women and I always futanari porn... so when I finally calmed down I realized I could carry out my desires... speaking of... are you doing anything after the broadcast?" she purred.

Haruhi blushed, "Ummm no b-but I'm married!" she said.

Ichinose looked at Haruhi's ring finger, "Don't wear it to work?" she teased.

Haruhi's entire face was red, "Y-Yes I... Back to you Hikari!" she said, and the screen changed back to the news desk, Hikari was so red faced she looked like a tomato.

Jane checked the other channels, as with Saudi Arabia, China, India, Israel, and Korea was demonizing the transformation, it seemed out of all the countries so far they were too traditionalist... which meant she would have to make a change. With a snap it was done, all these countries would move away from their traditionalist mindset with the rise of Futanari, also in particular, the middle eastern countries would start seeing futanari as avatars of fertility goddess' while some would worship the majority would be more accepting of futanari and would make great strides to create a nation of equality and understanding. With that done she advanced time to the morning of America and holding the remote created the channels for all the major news channels in various parts of America. Every single one was going nuts, the headlines were the same, 'Female Celebrities now are half man and half woman!' she checked the one involving her local area.

A man and woman were at the table, "Breaking news, female celebrities woke up yesterday to find they are no longer pure woman, now they are Half-Man and Half-Woman now!" he said.

The woman looked uncomfortable, "Yes, the scientific term is hermaphrodite, while a more slang version is called futanari, and it's not just here, the entire world is suffering this strange affliction. It was utterly sudden just appeared with no rhyme reason, or indication... scientists all over the world have agreed on one name for it, 'Sudden Futa Growth Syndrome' and they are all looking for one thing... a cure, we can only hope that they are successful." she said.

The man put a hand to his ear, and nodded he lowered his hand, "This just in, every single female celebrity in america has been confirmed to have been changed into a hermaphrodite, so young men if there was any female celeb you had a crush on you better give it up cause now she's got a man's equipment in her repertoire now." Jane watched the other news more or less say the same thing some were more playful other's more downtrodden, though uniquely one was envious.

The female reporter who was showing signs of crows feet, was scowling as she spoke the news, "Famous Actress Sigourney Weaver was discovered by Paparazzi who took pictures of her 'new self' who has miraculously de-aged as a result of her affliction, which has caused an uproar over the internet are there other old female celebs that have regained their youth and looks?" Jane saw the woman was envious... and a thought occurred to her, should she transform this woman on live TV? It would make quite a splash... but perhaps she should check the foreign news to see how her change was taken?