Mistress Morningstar

Evelyn picked up the card and sighed, "It says 51% Mistress Morningstar - Evelyn will become more like her half-Succubus character, gaining bright red lips capable of charming people with a kiss and violet eyes."

Instantly her eyes and lips changed. She blinked and turned to her friends, "D-do I look like a freak?" She normally didn't worry too much about her appearance, but this was permanent. She worried she'd end up standing out too much, "And do you think the charm thing is...literal?"

"You look good, not like a freak at all." Daniel said.

Evelyn smiled. He couldn't lie, so that meant something, right?

"You can kiss me if you want to check." Mateo winked at her.

Noah punch him on her behalf.

Evelyn stuck out his tongue, "Not if you were the last man on earth. Take those X-Change pills and ask again," Then she rolled the die, "It's the fill in the blank. It says...fuck...Sex Toy."

"That's not going to be good." Noah said.

"You think? Fuck. A vibrator..." Evelyn said. She glanced down at the card and read it, "Evelyn never leaves home without her vibrator. Are you kidding me?"

Daniel frowned, then reached for the die. Instead of picking it up, he suddenly grabbed his old card instead, "Oh, my BOB. It says 73% The GM - As GM Daniel has no character to mimic, but his voice created a whole new world for his friends to explore. Now his voice will take on a magical tone that is occasionally edits reality through his narration."

"Wait so we get freaky transformations and you get a reality altering voice? That's not fair." Evelyn said.

Daniel shrugged, "I'm sorry. I have no influence over this game."

"Well? Test it out!" Mateo said.

"How am I supposed to do that?" Daniel asked.

"Just say a bunch of shit. Like...it's raining outside or Evelyn is flashing us again-OW!" Mateo rubbed his shoulder where Noah had punched him, again.

"Fine. It's raining outside...see nothing happened." Daniel said.

"It did say occasionally." Noah pointed out.

Daniel shrugged, "Yeah. Let's see..." He picked up the die now and rolled, "Crap. BOB again. Well, keep going." He passed the die on.

Florence rolled the triangle symbol and picked up the card, "Ew, seriously? It says Cocksucker Red..." Immediately a tube of lipstick appeared in her hand. It was a brilliant sheen of red, not dissimilar from the red of Evelyn's lips. There didn't appear to be anything else strange about it. She set it down in disgust.

Noah didn't even bother going for the die, he knew it was time for him too. He picked up his card, "It says 53% Pink Princess - Noah's hair will be dyed pink, he'll become completely clean shaven, and his voice will become high pitch...huh?"

[I never expected THAT to be the hard transformation to depict. I used multiple AIs and dozens of attempts but it always gives Noah a beard. If you make him white, no problem, but the AI can't handle a black male without a beard...]

"Fuck...I sound like Mateo." Noah grumbled.

"HEY!" Mateo squeaked.

"Sorry," Noah said, "Anyway I need to roll....the rule thing. Ok, people with a bachelor's degree or people who earn at least $50,000 CAD per year."

"Earn? Sweet. I'm not in either group!" Mateo said.

"Me either. Finally happy to be poor!" Evelyn sighed.

"Well I'm in the first one." Florence admitted.

"I'm in both," Noah said, "Daniel?"

"Both." Daniel admitted.

"Wait, really? You never mentioned going to school. What's your degree?" Florence said, her interest in the topic overcoming her normal shy self.

"Nevermind that," Noah said, "I'm going to pick the money. That might be the median here, but if this rule applies globally there are probably far more people with degrees that don't earn that much....ok. People who earn at least $50,000 CAD a year must pay a tax of 0.01% of their net income per orgasm they experience each year. Wait, what the hell?"

"An orgasm tax? Seriously?" Mateo gasped, "Oh, but I'm except. For now."

"How do we even keep track?" Evelyn wondered.

"It's a rule...I think we don't have to. We just...will. Pay the right amount I mean. Or...already have been. It seems like it's only a change for us, for everyone else, it's just how things are." Daniel tried to explain.

"Crazy man," Mateo squeaked, "Well here I...oh!" His hand shot out and grabbed a card instead of the die, "It's another break. Same time tomorrow. Man, how long does this game last?"

"Who knows? But after this," Evelyn waved a hand up and down her body, "I'm not willing to risk pissing it off. I'll be here," She bent down and picked up her lamp, "I'm going to go take a shower." Then she walked away upstairs.

"I'm going to call my family. I know I just talked to them but really...I've never talked to them. It's so weird." Mateo winked and then headed off.

"Um....could I..." Florence gulped, "Could I borrow some clothes? My shirts won't really fit..."

"Yes, I'll go grab you some of my shirts. They'll be big on you, but, well, they are too small on me now anyway." Daniel said.

"Right, uh, can I have permission to change into pyjamas?" Noah asked.

"O-of course." Florence said.

"Thanks." Noah shook his head, "That's going to be hard to get used to." He wandered off too and Florence was left alone temporarily. She wiggled in her seat uncomfortably. She had a need building within her, a rather serious problem. People in the mansion couldn't masturbate, but virgins had to masturbate daily. What the heck was she supposed to do?

"Here you go." Daniel said as he returned, he was holding a large stack of shirts, "You can pick what you want now, and I can take you shopping tomorrow if you want."

Florence bit her lip. While it would be nice to have someone else pay, she couldn't imagine going shopping with a guy! "Yeah, maybe." She said noncommittally. She accepted the bundle from him.

"Ok, well I'm going to head to my room. I'm going to do some research about how these rules have changed things. See you tomorrow."

"Yes, goodnight." Florence said. And once again she was alone. Alone with her ever growing need.