You go to school naked.

"You know..." You address the class as they all sit down "I don't think you guys could humiliate me like you have been trying to."

"You knew about that?" Ulric asks.

"I sure fucking did, and Nothing you can do will-"

"And this is the famous classroom where- Um, cut, cut. Why are you naked?" A news anchorwoman asks as she and a cameraman enter your class.

You glance around the class and see Ulric grinning from ear to ear.

"Yeah Miss T. Explain that one." He says.