Pizza Guy

"Urggghhhh why did the pizza guy have to be here. The moment we finally get the chance to confess and then this guy appears. Can you go get it and i'll get comfortable... i'll stay in the outfit." She winks.

You go to walk out then stop. You look back at her. "How serious were you about thinking i'd look good as Ochako?" You ask. Lexi's brow goes up. "Honestly i was joking but now i see your face. A wig, the right makeup, that tight fitting suit... I think you'd make an adorable Ochako." She smiles.

You look at her. "You answer the door as Toga and... I'll do a group cosplay as Ochako with you." You say very nervously. Lexi's smile goes wider than the Pacific Ocean. "You... you serious... you better not be messing with me." You smile. "Egg deal."

The Egg deal was something you and Lexi made to keep each other honest. It started back when you were 7. You were trying to surprise Lexi with a surprise gift so you were lying about where you were going. She found out a didn't talk to you for days. You went round to apologise but she wouldn't listen. She said she couldn't associate with liars. So you said "Please im only lying to surprise you. Please i don't know how to make it up to you but please trust me." Lexi was planning to make breakfast and had some eggs out. She beckoned you over and smashed the egg on your head. As egg dripped down your head she laughed then you both laughed. "Ok i will trust you. But going forward if you ever lie to me im smacking an egg on your head. So if you are promising something or planning a surprise say egg deal and i'll trust you." You agreed and then she made you breakfast.

Egg Deal had only been broken twice. Once by both of you. Once when you promised to help her but then your extended family had to come over. When you greeted her at the door the next day she had an egg in her hand. "I completely understand why you cancelled and already forgive you but rules are rules." You smiled and knelt down. "Make it quick" you joke like she had to execute you. She laughed and smacked it on your head.

Lexi broke it one time when you asked her to come help you with a high school project. She forgot and went shopping. She came round yours at about 8pm. You opened the door with the project and an egg. "Oh fuck" she laughed covering her face. "You know the rules" you grinned as Lexi reluctantly knelt down and you smashed it on the egg on her head. She laughed. "Im sorry bro. Won't happen again." And you hugged. Neither of you had broken an egg deal in 3 years.

"YOU'RE EGG DEALING THIS?" Lexi yells. You nod. Lexi bounces up straight to the door. And brings in the pizza. "Next week we are doing it." She grins as you begin to eat and watch sharknado.