"Chad will be so embarrassed!"

“Why didn’t we think of this before?,” Tiffany says, dressed in a green-and-white cheerleader uniform, in the cheerleader’s locker room at the big football stadium down at Paxton U. The Upknott Ungulates are playing an away game. “Chad will be so embarrassed!”

“The worst part is that all of Paxton U will be there,” says Jessica, pulling on her green spandex shorts. “They’re our greatest rivals! They’ll all be packed into their stands in their stupid pink outfits, rooting for us to fail. They’re going to think it’s so funny when our little prank on the football team pays off.”

“And it was so easy,” says Madison, stepping out of the big group shower and dropping her towel. “All we had to do was pay the night janitor to go into the storage room where all the uniforms are kept and sabotage the football players’ clothes. It’s a good thing he was gay!”

“Wait, wasn’t he reading Playboy when we showed up?”

“We talked about that. He said he was deep in the closet.”

“Didn’t you go down on him to make him play along?”

“Really deep. Or he’s bisexual, I don’t know. The point is, the whole football team is going to wind up stripped to their underwear in public during the third quarter! And Chad is the lead quarterback! Plus, the stadium just installed a new giant jumbotron. And the whole thing is being broadcast live over ESPN, since the Paxton-Upknott rivalry makes such good TV. It’s going to be so humiliating for those stupid frat boys!”

“Too bad we couldn’t get their underwear as well.”

“Football players have to use their own underwear,” explains Madison, stepping into her own extremely tight spandex shorts and pulling them up over her pert little ass. “Not like us cheerleaders, who get special college-provided spankies and sports bras. I mean, we’re going to be dancing around all morning long in tiny little skirts. We wouldn’t want Paxton to see the cute panties we usually wear!”

“That’s right, Madison,” says Tiffany, standing up. All the cheerleaders, who are also all Epsilon Nu Phi sorority girls, just like all the football players are Delta Omega Mu boys, have finished showering and dressing now. “Now, who’s ready for halftime! Woo!”