Back to Lexter's House

Everyone woke back up in Lexter's living room. The Secret Club had their faces all planted on the table, while Lina and Billie got up from the floor. Lexter was slumped in his chair and sat up with a jolt.

"Holy shit, it worked!" Sarah exclaimed.

"Yeah, now where's that jerk that trapped us?" Sophie huffed.

"GaH! How did you all escape?" cried a short green looking fellow everyone recognized.

"You're not getting away with this!" Wendy cried, leaping through the air and tackling him.

However, to everyone's dismay, Wendy flew right through Puk, as if he was just an illusion.

"No... that's impossible!" Lexter cried, tapping his Chrono Glasses. Nothing happened, or actually, time didn't freeze so things were happening.

"HAHAHAHA! You guys were in a dream world inside of a dream world! Pretty genius am I right?" Puk cackled.

"Not that genius if you've seen a movie or two," Ashley crossed her arms, "We did everything you said, why won't you let us go?"

"Let you go? And let your hot bodies run free in the real world? Not a chance!" Puk snarled.

"You know, if you wanted to fuck you could just ask right?" Sophie retorted.

"That's gross Sophie," Sarah winced, "I mean, look at him."

"Wh-what? R-really?" Puk was taken aback. In all his years on Earth, not one woman had ever voluntarily given him the option of sex. It was always something he had to take by force.

"Yeah? If you wanted it so badly that you'd throw us into a dream world inside of a dream world, I think I'd rather just help get you off in real life," Sophie shrugged, "Feels like you've got some serious repressed trauma that needs to be fucked out of you."

Puk was stunned. Should he release them and get laid in real life for the first time? Since he had always been fucking women in his dream world, he was actually still a virgin. A virgin that's had a lot of sex... go figure.

Just as he was in the middle of deciding, a rift suddenly opened in the living room. Out from the rift, entered Director Groan, flanked by two unique looking S.M.U.T. operators.

"Director Groan's special detachment..." Agent Busty muttered.

"I-impossible..." Puk was now double dumbfounded, as one of the operators standing next to Director Groan, was none other than Princess Pocahontas herself.

"I was protected by a charm made by the elders," Pocahontas answered Puk's question before he even asked, "After you got bored of me and left, my charm was affected by your powers. Now I have become a Cryptid as well."

"It's over Pukwudgie," Director Groan spoke, "Release everyone now!"

"No... no!" Puk's eyes flashed with anger, "All I ever wanted was to fuck the one I truly loved! And that was taken from me! You're all going to be trapped here forever!"

The house began to shake as Puk used his powers boosted by the Pleaseville Leyline, warping the walls and the floors of the house into non-euclidean geometry. However, just as soon as it began, it stopped.

"Wh-what? Why don't I have control??" Puk cried.

"You really think I came here without a plan?" Director Groan sighed, "Pocahontas can assume control of your realm. Kitsune, make him turn it off."

"Yes master," the blue-haired Cryptid stared right into Puk's nervous eyes, Puk was quickly put under her spell. Everyone began to fade back out of consciousness...

...

Sarah and everyone else woke up for the second time in Lexter's living room. They all looked around, things seemed normal, but they weren't too certain at this point.

Then, a rift opened and Director Groan, Pocahontas, and Kitsune stepped out. A mind-controlled Puk followed them out of the rift before it closed.

Director Groan turned to a team of S.M.U.T. operators nearby, "Go secure our other teams. Who knows what Puk subjected them to in that dream world of his..."

"Yes sir!" the operators echoed as they scattered.

"Put him in the truck," Groan said to Kitsune, who nodded and walked out with Pocahontas.

"Good work stalling him," Director Groan turned to Agent Busty and the Secret Club, "It took a bit longer than I'd liked tracking down Pocahontas. Oh, right also..."

He turned to Lexter and Lina and took out a memory wiping device, as they were just regular civilians where S.M.U.T was concerned.

"Haha yeah... we totally stalled him," Sarah said sarcastically as S.M.U.T. left, taking their other agents that were trapped in the dream realm with them.

"Agent Frank! You're okay!" Billie ran over to her team member, "You were with Agent Moonshine's team right?"

"Oh yeah... it was a great time," he grinned, "We were trapped of course, but I- we found a way to pass the time."

"I guess they were also in some sort of game world," Sophie shrugged.

After all the government agents cleared out, the friends looked at each other.

"Phew look at the time!" Lina gasped, having forgotten all that had just happened, "I need to prepare dinner!"

"Huh, I guess we'll just end this session for now," Lexter said, something was off to him, but he couldn't quite put it to thought. It was as if a chunk of his memory had disappeared, "Do you guys want to play another game?"

Sarah, Sophie, Ashley, and Wendy looked at each other. Not like there was much else to do in boring Pleaseville, and it was a weekend.

"Sure, what other games do you have?" Sarah asked.

"Ooh! Glad you asked!" Lexter exclaimed, "We've got Whore-opoly, Settlers of Slutan, and Porndemic!"

The girls began to debate amongst themselves which game to play next as the smells of Lina's cooking began to drift in from the kitchen. It was just another calm night in Pleaseville... the girls knew some crazy things just went down, but they were getting used to the wild happenstances of Cryptid incursions in Pleaseville, so they just relaxed and enjoyed their time.