Meet the Help

You step off the train once it reaches your stop, make the mercifully short walk back to your flat and smile and wave politely at your neighbours as they gawp at the two naked girls you are bringing home with you. They definitely think Freya and Lily are extremely indiscreet prostitutes you've hired for while your girlfriend is out. Well, fuck them and their judgemental attitudes. They won't even be your neighbours for much longer.

Susannah has already travelled ahead of you to your new home, so you leave the girls in your flat for now, hoping they can't get themselves into too much trouble there. You then gather up the few belongings you have that are worth keeping - it is sad that they can fit into the modest boot of your sports car - and drive to your gated mansion. At least a shiny, top of the range Bugatti should look less absurdly out of place there.

As you park in your vast new driveway, you notice there is another woman standing near to Susannah.

Is that the estate agent - sorry, property consultant? Holy fuck, she is smoking hot! She really should have mentioned that in her email, or at least included a photo, so you could be better prepared for this encounter. Given your track record with women you'd like to fuck since you became magical, you are going to have to watch what you say and think around her like a hawk.

"Gosh, nice wheels!" she commends you in her crisp upper class accent as you climb out of your car and she walks over with an extended hand "Rory, I presume? Congratulations on your exquisite new home! I'm Allegra"

Oh God, she's posh totty. You've always had a weakness for those types. Just thinking about someone so pretty and proper doing filthy, depraved things that are clearly beneath her, or talking dirty to you in that aristocratic accent of hers, really turns you on! But you are NOT going to make any of that happen under any circumstances.

"I've just popped by to pass you the keys to your new pad and a few bits of related paperwork" Allegra explains as you imagine her naked.

"I told her I'm your partner but she wouldn't give them to me" Susannah complains with a shrug.

"I'm terribly sorry about that. I had strict instructions to hand them directly to the owner himself, but we did have a nice chat while we waited at least."

"She's dead sexy isn't she?" Susannah, who apparently no longer feels any need to behave according to appropriate societal norms, gestures towards Allegra "I love the way she talks. I kind of wish she came with the house, She could be our super hot butler who has to do whatever we tell her."

"Hmm, I think not" Allegra mutters under her breath, raising her eyebrows in disapproval at such a demeaning suggestion.

"Yeah" you chuckle nervously, never one to know what to say in a moment of intense awkwardness such as the one you are currently experiencing "I wish!"

The ring beeps.

What?! No, no no! That wasn't even your wish! You seem to have managed to rubber stamp Susannah's though. What a an inopportune moment to find out that is a thing you can do.

"You know what?" Allegra suddenly announces "I've been mulling over a career change for a while now. I was thinking more along the lines of something in the finance sector than becoming an erotic butler if I'm honest, but that could be an exciting new challenge for me too. I'd love to accept the role, if you are offering?"

"Then you're hired!" Susannah beams before you have any chance to intervene "Rory and I will take the master bedroom, but you can have your pick of all the others."

"Wonderful!" Allegra nods happily "I was having a nose around before you arrived and there is one on the third floor that suits me perfectly. I'm going to enjoy telling my employers where to stick their rotten job. Then I suppose I need to see if I can rustle up some suitable attire for my new position. I should be able to move in officially this evening, though."

"God Rory, that's amazing! I can't believe she went for it!" Susannah gasps excitedly as your new live-in staff member temporarily takes her leave.

This might be as good a time as any to bring up the potentially thorny issue of Freya and Lily. Not long ago you were concerned your girlfriend would be mad at you for inviting two hot naked chicks to come and stay at your home, but now it's more of a worry that she will try and fuck them. Well she can't, not unless you give them your permission.

God, that last line didn't sound good. Not even in the private and relatively sympathetic space of your own mind.

"So Suze, I have a couple of female friends who don't have anywhere to stay, or anything to wear really, and we have all of these spare bedrooms now, so I was thinking...."

"Are they hot?" she raises an eyebrow at you.

You nod wordlessly. There isn't much point denying it if you are planning on introducing them to her soon anyway.

"You fucking them?" is her next question.

Again you nod, a little more guiltily this time.

"I mean, it's within the bounds of our agreement, Suze,"

"Sure, bring 'em over. They can stay as long as they want" Susannah offers quite casually "But if you fuck them in our bed it's your responsibility to clean the sheets."

"Are you sure you don't mind?"

"Yeah, I mean, it's awesome to have this huge new mansion, but it might feel a bit lonely if it's just the two of us rattling around in it. Well, three including Allegra I suppose. The more the merrier I say, and a couple of nice, slutty hot chicks ought to really liven the place up."

Okay, well that went way more smoothly than you had anticipated. You send the girls a joint text and book them an Uber, hoping this doesn't turn out to be the worst idea you have ever had. Meanwhile, your girlfriend has walked over and is stroking your arm affectionately.

"I just wanted to say how happy I am with all the changes to our lives over the past day or so, and to thank you for making it all happen. I think I just needed some sense of excitement in my life again. I know neither of us ever wanted to say it out loud, but we both know we'd gotten ourselves into a bit of a rut. I'd actually reached a point where I didn't think our relationship was going to survive for much longer, but now I feel completely revitalised. In fact, I can't remember the last time I was this happy!"

She looks happy too. And yet, if you start reversing your wishes like you were planning to, that will all come crashing back down to the ground, perhaps taking your relationship with it. Maybe you need to keep things as they are for a little while longer, just long enough to get things fully back on track between you and the woman you adore.

It won't be forever, though. You're quite sure you won't let your wishes run out before you have put everything back to how it should be.