The Business District

Jack watched TV in the back of his Rolls and saw a commercial for the Gayle Mahler Law Firm: it showed a group of women and the main one: Gayle was talking about how they were the number one firm for family law, divorce, alimony, and child support. Jack decided he might pay them a visit, so he told his driver to head to the business district.

As he was walking around, he saw a group of women in their 30s or so heading into a building. "What's up?" he asked one.

"Businesswomen's group," said one. "Does that intimidate you? Hmph."

Jack just smiled and waited a minute before tracking them down in an office conference room. "Hello, ladies."

They turned and smiled.

"Are you the guest speaker?" Asked the one in the gray pantsuit.

Jack snapped his fingers.

"No, today is the day you show how sexy professional business women can be. Those of you who are married will get your husband to fuck all three of your holes tonight, and those who are not will find three men to fill all three at once tonight. I'll let you get back to sharing stories and tips for being a great lover." Jack left.

He found the Gayle Mahler law firm. He walked in and heard a blonde lawyer talking to the redhead receptionist. "I've got court in thirty mintues. do you have that envelope Brently and Morris sent over?"

"Yes, ma'am, here."

Jack made a change. Now the receptionist had garish pink lipstic, and bunny ears on her headset and her voice would change when she talked on the phone: She would not notice, but her voice would sound like a whiny, high pitched cartoon mouse. The blonde lawyer had also forgotten to put on pants and panties, and no one had told her as anyone who noticed thought it was funny. She would not notice until the judge cited her for contempt.

Jack had the recpetionist ignore him and found the boss's office. She had a secretary out front. A busty fair-skined woman with curly brown hair. "Hello, may I help you."

No, thought Jack, but let me help you to not look so boring.

Everyone but the secretary and her boss would think she looked like an idiot, but never say anything to her about to her face.

"I'm here to see Gayle. I'll just show myself in."

"OK, fine."

Jack walked right in and saw Gayle reading some papers.

Jack gave her a makeover and she looked up and smiled.

"How may I help you?" she asked.

"First let me say how professional, classy, but beautiful you and your secretary look."

her demeanor changed a bit. "I don't think it's appropriate for you to mention our physical attractiveness. Now, what can I do for you?"

"I'm horny and need to fuck someone," he said.