Awkwardly introducing yourself

Oh fuck! She’s a Futa for sure! The obvious mound in the front of her skin tight panties leaves no doubt. But every other part of her body is the bigger problem, she’s hot. How is she a Futa? You thought for sure a guy made that listing, is this new, is she the girlfriend of the guy who made the listing? That’d make him some kind of hypocrite after the stuff about not bringing Futas back to the house. She’s staring at you waiting for you to answer.

“Yea that’s uh fine…”

She stands up giving you a better view of her long smooth legs in her knee high stiletto boots “Great I have enough men chasing me at work, I just want to relax at home.” So she is the one who made the posting? Just to be safe… “So you are the one looking for a male roommate?” She laughs, she looks good laughing “Yep that’s me, who else would I be?”

“Oh, I dunno” time to change topics “What do you do for work?” It’s the wrong question.

“I’m a stripper!” Of course she is. She winks at you “Can you keep a secret?” You nod, you think you already know what it is. She takes a deep breath “I’m also a prostitute. But I don’t think I’m good at it, I give away too many freebies.” You’ll probably regret this, but you do have to ask… curiosity is going to kill you maybe sooner than later. “Um, why were you so specific about finding a straight male roommate?”

She sighs and for a moment she does look tired. “Do you have any idea how hard it is to be a Futa stripper/prostitute in this town?” You don’t and honestly you’re not sure you want to. “There’s a lot of competition and it’s only getting worse. It really doesn’t help that everyone I fuck becomes a potential rival. As long as you’re a guy I won’t have to worry bout you fucking everyone I bring home.” Hmmm that makes you think. “Just the women!” She gives your shoulder a playful shove “Don’t look so serious I’m kidding! Though seriously if you want to fuck a girl I bring home, that’s fine.” Her eyes close and a naughty smile creeps across her lips like she’s remembering something “We can even gang up on her if you want, we just need to be careful and make sure you cum first.” You wait for her to shove you again, to tell you she’s just joking. It doesn’t come, is she serious?

She looks at the clock and gasps “I need to get moving!” She turns to look at you on the way to the door “Do I look good?”

…

“Right hahahahahah. Sorry I forgot 100% straight, you don’t meet many of those. Off to work, toodles!”

Just like that she is off and you are alone in her room.