Shopping

Jack sped off and after a while, tires screeching, Jack pulled into a parking lot near an upscale shopping center. A police cruiser followed him in, lights a flashing.

Jack got out of his car and walked away from his car looked at the cops: a tall muscular male and a cute female. The male looked at Jack while the female looked at Jack's car.

Jack waved his hand. "Nothing to see here. Go about your day." The cops outfits changed but they did not notice.

They walked back to their cruiser, got in, and pulled away from the parking lot.

Jack walked down the sidewalk until he saw two pretty young ladies walk into a boutique. There was a tall platinum blonde in a short tennis skirt and tight top and a petite one with light brown curly hair in denim shorts and a pink tank top. A woman in her forties walked up to them as Jack walked in.

"We're having a sale today, ladies. By two dresses, get a top or skirt free."

Bor-ring, thought Jack. Let's back up a second.

Time rewound and the sales lady's sundress dress turned in a tight pink crop top, tight gold shorts, and black fishnet hose.

"Hello, ladies. We have a special today. I'm giving free rimjobs with every purchase."

"Oh, great," said the blonde. "Can you help us find some clothes to make us look as cheap and slutty as you do?"

"Why of course!"