Sage Advice - The Self Proclaimed Type

"Wow, now that I didn't expect." Jayden's voice finally said causing Nick to snap back over to him, "I mean, I get it, Mackenzie is pretty fucking hot, but even I wouldn't want to be on Alex's bad side."

Nick slightly frowned and walked over to Jayden, sitting down in the chair next to him, "Jayden, you aren't gonna do something fucked up and tell Alex are you?" Nick asked, intently staring at the man,

"Pfft, why the fuck would I do that? I'm not that much of an asshole," Jayden scoffed back, "I'm just saying that you are going a little far for some pussy when there's plenty to go around,"

"Yeah, but she approached me, man, and can you honestly blame me?" Nick asked back,

"I guess not but wouldn't you rather try for Haley or Cass? Hell, why not the redhead you drove in with?" Jayden asked more out of genuine curiosity.

Nick couldn't help but grin at this and slowly shake his head, "Lilly's like my sister and did you just try to set me up with both of your sisters?"

Jayden lazily gave a shrug, "I don't think you of all people could do that much harm to either one of them. Likely the other way around if anything."

Nick thought for a moment and crossed his arms, leaning back in his seat, "Hold up; you actually just tried to sell me up the river? The fuck did I do to you?"

Jayden shared a short laugh with Nick, "Oh come on, you can handle either one of them if you're handling Mackenzie. She's got a bitchy streak, I've seen it. But you're handling it well, right?" Nick merely pursed his lips and waited, "Okay, okay, fine, what do you want?"

Nick exhaled in relief, "You ever been in a situation like this before?" Nick imagined out of everyone that Jayden would be able to give him maybe a few tips. He was with a new girl almost weekly and he knew for a fact that a few of them weren't always single when he was with them either.

"What, you mean, have I ever fucked someone's sister behind their brother's back?" He asked with a chuckle, "Uh, yeah, a few times actually." Nick couldn't help but let out a breathy laughed at this, "So what, you want some tips? Here's number one, don't get fucking caught."

"Yeah, I think we got that one down," Nick smirked back,

"Do you? I'll tell you what Nick, messing around right in the middle of the kitchen, isn't how you stay sneaky," Jayden grinned back causing Nick's face to go pale, "You're just lucky I was the one who noticed and not the tight end,"

Nick buried his face in his hands, "Fuck. Okay, yeah, that was pretty fucking stupid," He grumbled out,

"Yeah, but I've done a lot worse," Jayden chuckled helping ease off his friend's concerns, "Imagine getting jerked off on a couch while her brother sits only a few feet away in a recliner. Now that was fucking risky," Nick raised his head and flashed the blonde teen a weak smile, "Honestly, just chill man, you didn't get caught but if you're so worried, try and be a bit fucking smarter."

"Right, got anything else for me?" Nick sighed back,

"Okay, well..." Jayden said while leaning back in his chair, crossing his arms as he thought, "You may want to make plans ahead of time, you know, do different shit but sneak away to meet up. The night is gonna be your best fucking friend now, every time Alex's asleep is when you two are really gonna be able to take a breath."

"I was thinking that, but Alex's got like a fucking sixth sense when it comes to Mackenzie. Not to mention, they share a fucking room, I can't imagine she'll be able to sneak out easily," Nick scoffed.

"Don't underestimate a horny chick, Mac, they'll do things that seem superhuman," Nick let out a slightly embarrassed breathy laugh as he thought of the redhead once more, "Dude, no shit I had a chick who straight up texted me she was horny then walked to my house at three in the morning, they don't give a fucking shit," Nick broke out into a loud laugh along with Jayden's again, "But the best thing you can do, try and keep Alex busy. You're lucky he has his girlfriend around keeping him somewhat busy, but if there's ever a plan push him to join it, more time he's gone the more time you got with your girl,"

"Okay," Nick nodded back, "Thanks Jayden, I appreciate this. I'm not used to doing shit like this."

"Feels pretty good though, doesn't it?" Jayden asked back,

"Yeah...I mean, it's risky and whatever but I just like the fact that Mackenzie wants me," Nick's lips curled with the admission, "I mean dude, the star of the drama club, most untouchable girl on campus, told me she's been crushing on me for a year." He shook his head, "It doesn't seem real,"

"Ah, don't put yourself down man, chicks will never make sense but if you got one going after you, then just accept it and enjoy it." Jayden reassured.

"Yeah, you could say that again," Nick nodded back with a slightly unsure look as he glanced down to everyone at the water, it suddenly felt like entirely too many people.

"By the way, would you mind if I tried for her?" Jayden suddenly asked causing Nick to glance back,

Jayden motioned back to the group, "Huh? Wait, try for who...Sam?"

Jayden nodded, usually, he didn't care to ask for permission but seeing as Nick was one of his best friends, he just shared a heart to heart and well, he wasn't trying to be a complete piece of shit, asking permission in this case felt more than warranted. "Yeah, I mean she's pretty fucking hot, and I tell you what, if things don't work out with your girl, I won't get in the way of you going for my sisters."

"So you're saying if I let you go after my sister, I can go after Cass or Haley if I mess up with Mackenzie?" Nick asked back causing Jayden to give him a short nod in return,

"And you can trust that I'm on the up and up with this, as you know I can sneak around brother's backs to get things done," Jayden grinned causing Nick to laugh surprisingly,

"You know what, go for it. If you can get Sam to that point, then you've earned it," Nick said with a small toss of his hands, "But I'll pass on Cass, she's uh..."

"A bitch." Jayden finished for him

"You said it not me." Nick kept his eyes off his friend as he grinned,

"Sure did." Jayden got up, "If I do get with Sam, I'll let you know how she is." Jayden joked as he headed toward the lodge door.

"Gross man," Nick scoffed getting up as well. "Thanks, by the way, at least I got some direction,"

Jayden slapped him on the shoulder, "I'll let you know if I come up with anything that you and your girl can use. I'm sure you already got a case of blue balls by the way Alex came storming out earlier,"

"You don't know that half of it!" Nick called back while heading down towards the water.